NextDoorSTUDIOS: David Skylar Fucks Justin Matthews in ‘Bad Cook, Good Fuck’

Several years ago, I saw a straight porno in which a bitchy woman kept sending her food back to the kitchen. The busty waitress at one point told the chef that the customer demanded creamy Italian dressing, so predictably the Italian chef fucked the waitress, pulled out and shot a huge load in the salad. The salad was then brought to the bitchy customer, who had no more complaints once she tasted the salad.

The moral of the story is that I like scenes involving badly behaved cooks.

Let me again say, this is why you can’t go around eating everyone’s food. People is out here living foul, fucking in their kitchens, dropping spatulas on the floor and not washing them, and worse yet, tasting food and putting the utensil back in the pot! This is why they need to bring Home Economics back to the schools. People are playing fast and loose in these streets kitchens.