Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan in ‘Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 1 at Men.com

Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole

Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole
Weird Science: A Gay XXX Parody (Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan) (Part 1) at Drill My Hole

Watch Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan at Men.com

Luke Adams and Tommy Regan are determined to score with a hot guy. The only problem is these two dweebs have no game. Good thing the nerds have enough brains to create their perfect man for practice, in the form of Charlie Pattinson. It’s rock, paper, scissors to see who gets him first… Tommy wins this round.

Watch Charlie Pattinson Fucks Tommy Regan at Men.com

SillyMe says:

The last picture tho:

Shame and Defeat

RONADOG says:

I can’t get past the Zoolander face..

DaveAtom says:

Weird Science and the result is Charlie Pattinson? Don’t think so.

NeAl1669 says:

At least it’s not Johnny that would been more laughable. Should’ve been Paddy, the girl in the movie was British too after all. The guys at Men are too dumb to think of that.

L. T. says:

Or at least Paddy’s buddy Paul.

Scrapple says:

Apparently Paul’s career as a stuntman took off. He’s probably done with porn, at least for the time being.

L. T. says:

He’s a stunt person, too. You know, I forgot that acting in D-rated shit is another job porn stars take. I saw this pretty nice-looking mercenary on Aliens vs. Predators and he was killed the moment the Predators hit the scene. Checked him out on IMDb and then searched him on Google. Found out that he did gay and straight porn. Well, straight anyway. Only gay porn he did was a solo for Men at Play. Two straight porn stars, Paul Logan and Joe Souza, did softcore porn and both act in a lot of SyFy movies. Paul is a stuntman and has been on some fitness magazines. Then there is Steve Ryan who appeared on a few wrestling stuff, an issue of Men Magazine/Advocate Men, several fitness mags and he’s a stunt person, too.

Scrapple says:

Makes sense if they’re already used to working their bodies.

DeeGee says:

You talking about Paul Walker (of porn, not F&F, fame)? Wondered what happened to him. Loved his stuff, for Staxus as well.

Scrapple says:

Yeah, I don’t think the other Paul Walker is doing much stunt work.

Paul was great. Like his bestie Paddy he was a great kisser, and he had a filthy mouth. And that ass was fat. I was happy when he started getting it fucked semi-regularly.

DeeGee says:

I always thought it was an odd choice for a porn name. I liked how comfortable he was with porn, right from the start. And his scenes for Men were the best the studio has produced. Paddy may be hot, but I just can’t when he opens his mouth. Paul was a sexy talker, as you say.

sanfv says:

Charlie be giving lazy evil eye realness.

Ptr says:

Oh Tommy is back??? Seriously he’s such a sexy guy

Quinton Jackson says:

Chile, you can tell MEN is running out of ideas. And, Ms Charlie needs to try bottoming, because her topping skills are worst then Lane’s.

marcuz86 says:

He only gets fucked by Kellan in CF’s scene.
His CF’s name was Miles.

Quinton Jackson says:

Oh yeah, i remember that. Ugh, so they boi ain’t good at either position…po thang.

Sask says:

And he thought he wanted to bottom more. Then moved to Mendotbomb. Right.

moondoggy says:

If this blog had a block feature, I wouldn’t even know what you were talking about because I wouldn’t even know this company was still in business. I’m mad at myself for clicking on it.

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No_No_No_Yes says:

Baby this may have been the most dismal weekend of gay porn updates ever. I feel like we need to hold a seance and cast hex’s on these goobs that have driven away the hot guys. Holy shit. Pattinson looks like that guy who made a career of being a college senior for the sixth year running. All the frat parties, beer and cheezits have left his once hot body covered in paunch, and his best days are behind him occupying the space his once perky butt was.

Depressing.

No_No_No_Yes says:

I swear to Ru fucking Paul I am going to sue the fuck out of these assholes for traumatizing my vision with these bunk assed parodies. Given the proof they have 0 going on in the creative department I would fire everybody and start over. I am fucking dumbstruck the half wit that keeps pumping this dreck is still employed. Pattinson needs to fuck off to a gym for a year and work on that body – he is so not near hot enough for all this bother. He has no ass – so even bottoming is a non starter. It’s stunning really because after all it is MEN, my expectations were already in the basement, but THIS? I can’t set the bar any lower without a steam shovel.

DeeGee says:

80 times worse than the GB reboot, for sure.

elmtree says:

Tommy is SO HOT imo!

JohnnyVooDoo says:

That ‘ass slap’ was probably the wildest thing hes ever done.

CJ The God says:

Charlie is AWFUL. Why is she still employed? This just goes to show that gay porn doesn’t care about gay men. It’s all about the bottom line. Disgusting.

Dale Bergman says:

It’s too bad that machine isn’t real…

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slipperyslope says:

I could cry that there’s no one there to catch it!

elmtree says:

Word!

Jack says:

omg what scene is this I need to watch???

McM. says:

Studio 2000 – Czech Point (1999). Scene with Pavel Novotny and Chris Steele.

Jack says:

thank you

Scrapple says:

When we start cloning people, put me down for one of Lukas. Actually make that two. Because of reasons…

slipperyslope says:

You always need a back-up.

Scrapple says:

Yes! That’s why I need two. No other reason.

Dale Bergman says:

I was always more sexually attracted to Pavel.

elmtree says:

Same here. To this day Pavel might still be my fav…ever!

Sask says:

I joined WilliamHiggins to get some of Pav’s old scenes.

L. T. says:

That man could get it and I loved to see Chris Steele pound his ass. Still can’t get over him being a BA model.

Scrapple says:

Pavel was definitely hot, but I haven’t seen what he looks like in recent years. Lukas has held up nicely.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Ummm no fair saving the update with another porn companies work lol.

TomCNR says:

Who are those guys, did they ever bottom, and if so, what sites? O_O

Dale Bergman says:

They’re Pavel Novotny (a.k.a. Jan Dvorak) and Lukas Ridgeston. Pavel bottomed a few times. Lukas only topped.

Scrapple says:

If you’re going to create the perfect man, and Charlie Pattinson is who you create, you’re clipping from the wrong magazines.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Well clearly the underwear on their heads clouded their ability.

Scrapple says:

They should’ve opted for French cut panties. That would’ve really put their magical Frankenstein in the mood.

No_No_No_Yes says:

I know RIGHT?! It’s like – you see the train hit the bus.. and you KNOW there is going to be carnage when you look, and no matter HOW hard you try not to look. You look.

Ivan Jimenez says:

Johnny Rapid’s brother Charlie must bottom!

Ivan Jimenez says:

I’m still made Charlie didn’t pound Eric’s tight asshole or feed him his cumshot back at CF?

David says:

He proved he was a better bottom when he was at Corbin Fisher in that scene with Kellan but no keep topping why don’t you..

DTG says:

How dare they mock such a classic movie with this…

sam my says:

MEN……. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47011a90efe2ba0b0f8bb826bc3feda9be4c813f2753242846fa571dc95cb66f.jpg

Because this crap is too horrible and frequent for them not to notice.