ChaosMen: Carsten

Carsten at ChaosMen

Carsten at ChaosMen

Carsten at ChaosMen

Carsten at ChaosMen

Carsten at ChaosMen

Carsten at ChaosMen

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ChaosMen wrote:

Klackers are back!

Carsten is a tall drink of water! At 6’3″ he is a tall lean military type of guy. Even on that long frame, his dick is extra long!

His balls hang low and lose. He loves to have them tugged on, but mostly, when he jerks off, they slap up and down pretty hard, making a “klackers” sound. (You had to be a kid in the 1970’s to know what I am talking about.)

It’s really hot to see them fly up and down! They must hang 3-4 inches so must swing a span of 8 inches!

He plays to the camera great and the only issue we had was he had be sitting upright in order to nut.

He gets some serious distance given his load was fighting against gravity. Had he been laying down, we might have had a self-facial video!

Carsten struggled to nut in this video. He was and is willing to do an oral video, but both of us are a little leery that he will come all the way back and we film an entire BJ video with no ending. Certainly, neither Ransom or I could keep the brutal jack-hammering technique he uses to make himself nut!

I think he is dang sexy, but we are gonna table the oral video until we can be sure we can get a good ending….or bionic arms!

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AaronJL says:

Not bad for a Monday when most of us thinking about things besides Internet porn.

Love the eyes, a bit ambivelent on the face overall, but the smile is nice too. The lower territories are quite appealing. So, next question, when do we see him in action? Don’t care if he tops or bottoms (flip would be ideal of course).

moondoggy says:

I love the way you put that, Aaron. Especially because the hidden irony is that we’re here to see you say that, so our thoughts aren’t so far from porn after all!

AaronJL says:

:-D Common ground moondoggy, especially when it gets too scary out in the ‘real world’. I was too tired from overnite duty (part paramedic/part fireman) hoping celebrations didn’t get out of hand.

However, now that I’m awake I’m thinking about moondoggy, porn, Carsten (who I’m liking more now that I’m awake), and porn. Yeah, pretty much in that order.

Fazz says:

This guy has one of the most beautiful penises I have ever had the pleasure to see.

Colour, shape, length, girth…. i mean hands down, a work of art.

clusterfuck says:

Nice dick indeed but I will pass on what it’s attached to.

Fazz says:

Yeah, exactly.. For the most part.

cdman says:

Very nice….Like his face and body, and just about everything else about him. Hope he comes back for some topping and/or bottoming action. I’d like to see him do a video with Stone.

Jazz says:

A YES for me! I really hope he comes back for more.

Diamone says:

What’s with the label tattoo on his side? In fact, all of his tattoos seemed oddly placed and unappealing :/

The face isn’t bad though. Fuck buddy status indeed

Urs Jans says:

Pass. Don’t get me wrong, trick worthy, but not porn.

fresero_abre_culos says:

Meh!

Chuliaka says:

I just don’t know

Southbay says:

This guy is a keeper

porndog says:

He gets a HELL YEAH from me! Tall, dark, and handsome. Love everything about him. His smile is bright and playful without looking fake, dark soulful eyes, and that dick is a real long beauty; very well made. I hope to see him back with that dick buried in someone’s ass.

twinkemopunk808 says:

really hot cock! and his deer in headlights eyes are cute.. face is ok..

Phillip says:

He looks ‘kay to me.

Sushi says:

Yeah, he’s alright. Ready to see more.

But he really looks like an out of work theatre chorus boy or something. Just that hair and his general “look.”

muffintop says:

I like him. He’s cute and he’s got a nice body and cock. He’s got a bit of a boy-next-door kind of look.

Established One says:

From the chest down he is hot….nice dick.

Daniel says:

Not much in the looks department but neck down not too bad. Nice cock

samtomez says:

No sex appeal at all.

JamieP says:

That’s a real work of art hanging there, all right. Cool sound effects, too.

kinezo says:

cant get those ‘intense’ eyes

Grant Urwish says:

Give him to Kristopher, your newest resident cock sucker. He loves sucking big cocks.

Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido says:

Gawd Bryan’s writeups are creepy…

topher says:

Maybe it’s because Carsten isn’t the usual over the top porn type, that I find him VERY hot. I’ve never rimmed anyone. But, pic 21 makes me want to kiss and lick that hole. I’m surprised by the really negative posts about his face. Although Carsten isn’t classically handsome, for me his face is just fine. Thinking about looking into those eyes while kissing those lips had precum in my boxer briefs. Unfortunately, if the CM write up is true, I won’t be seeing Carsten swapping spit, bottoming, or doing anything else. Too bad…