JakeCruise: Zane Reynolds Massaged

That poor guy must be totally broke. How humiliating.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I’d rather stand in front of a firing squad than let Orca get his drool on me. YUCKKKKKKK

did jake buy the curtains in a liberace yard sale back in the 1950s?

Well, I guess after being rejected as one of Sean Cody’s try-outs, Cruise was the only one offering him some serious dough. Shame. I read somewhere that Zane use to be in the army. Talk about going backwards in your career. You go from being a respected solider to getting your dick sucked by Mr. Belvedere.

“but you’ll still enjoy watching my hands glide over his oily body and stroke that beautiful cock of his.”

I don’t think so Jake, I really don’t think so.

i think they made a typo with the title. it should read, “JakeCruise: Zane Reynolds’ Aged Mass”.

@yancey – orca is a member of the dolphin family. i believe you mean “sperm whale”.

so we can expect “Jake Cruise: Jono Massaged” sometime soon?

Ryan why bother coming here to see jake in all his naked glory if you don’t find him attractive? making snide comments about him makes you as good as a homophobe saying nasty things about you being attracted to men (ie. how sick is that? it’s perverted! it’s unnatural!) If you don’t like Jake, that’s fine, but don’t come onto these jake forums and be nasty. you just come across like a bitter little queen. and I’m happy to be massaged by jake!