JakeCruise: Mystery Date Massaged

pubert says:

Jake must be one of Viagra’s biggest customers to get those guys hard.

Just the sight of him makes me go limp.

MikeB says:

I’d be ashamed to show my face too …

erik says:

chipp, i soften when i see jake too

Jason M in Charlotte, NC says:

Jake’s good-looking as long as he keeps his shirt on. I like his type, but I wish he would get on a treadmill or take some long walks.

barg says:

that man is his son. not even kidding, look closer.

Blackwatch says:

Maskurbate does this better…

daniel says:

@skyler – orca is a member of the dolphin family, jake is more of a sperm whale.

the mask covering his eyes is just the first step on the way to a full-body mask, a.k.a. bodybag.

yoooooooo says:

“Mystery Date?” Seriously? Kids, you may want to use your Wikipedia to get that reference.

Gawd, everything about this man is old and crusty.

ThomT says:

I’m surprised it’s just a mask and not a blindfold – good lord with a mask you can still see Jake!

Tubby says:

Jake, you sick fuck.

daniel says:

“massaged” is just an anagram of “aged mass”.

and that’s what JC is… an aged mass.

Edward says:

Daniel, stop! You’re killing me! LOL! By the way, I’ve never seen so many set-ups and comebacks in a comment thread as I have in this one.

The mask is just bizarre. There is just something really pathetic about this.

craig says:

something fishy here – the guy in the mask barebacked Jakie just about this time last year – did it take him a whole year to recover (or get well)?

bigcock says:

an orca is a killer whale. im just saying