ChaosMen: Clyde & Vander (RAW)

Clyde & Vander (RAW) at ChaosMen

Clyde & Vander (RAW) at ChaosMen

Clyde & Vander (RAW) at ChaosMen

Clyde & Vander (RAW) at ChaosMen

Clyde & Vander (RAW) at ChaosMen


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It was time for Clyde to suck some dick. I think he had done it once before, but he was certainly putting it off for me. I told him I would let him get by with one video, but after that, he needed to step up his game, after all, this IS gay porn.

I thought it would make it easy on him by blindfolding him, and having Vander use the rope cuffs on him. Make him feel “passive” about it…but also I didn’t want him to see how big Vander’s cock was.

For those of you guys who don’t think that most of these guys self-identify as straight, you likely will realize that Clyde is pretty dang straight. He does look ‘made to’ suck Vander’s cock, and though he is gagging and fighting back the urge to toss his lunch, he tries. He actually did um, urp up on one take. I think Taylor had the same problem with Vander.

I noticed right away while he was blindfolded that he was pretty much deep throating Vander’s dick… causing him to spew. Plus he was kind of trapped there and couldn’t pull away if his gag reflex was going into overdrive. So I had Vander take off the blindfold and told him every time he felt he was going to gag, to just lick around his cock. He did much better, and though there are some grimaces and dry heaves, he did a fine job with a very “Advanced” cock.

I also like the idea of Vander eating out his hot muscle ass, and I am a little irritated with myself that I didn’t catch/film continuously on the ass eating cuz Clyde had gotten a boner. I was REALLY surprised when Vander lifted back his cock and it was hard. Not that having your ass eaten isn’t arousing, but Vander has a lot of scruff that I thought would tickle him, plus he HAD just got done being throat fucked. I figured he would be down for the count.

So maybe the tying thing worked. It sure was easy to flip him on over to suck his hard dick. Clyde doesn’t wear deodorant, so Vander was in armpit piggy heaven licking his pit and sucking his cock.

You would think that Clyde would be getting fucked, but alas, he is likely not going in that direction (ok so he is a big baby about it..but so was Taylor!) Vander just goes from sucking him to sitting on his cock.

Clyde is pretty dominant and he loves to be serviced in any way. Fucking in any position he is dang good at.

Apparently too good. If you notice, Vander accidentally dumps his load while riding Clyde’s cock. Gotta give Clyde AND Vander props. Clyde stayed hard with another guy’s jizz on him, and Vander just kept at it until his dick woke back up again. Vander said at the time he didn’t cum “all the way” but after reviewing the footage, he pretty much busted!

As for Clyde cumming, he does have the one issue where he has to fuck someone till he cums. He is terrible at jerking-off. I think he grew up humping his pillow, which is hard to do on a porn set.

Vander was certainly ready to take his load deep inside like Solomon did, but I didn’t want to duplicate the same thing for those of you who cry, “Fake!” for internal cumshots…even though everyone keeps requesting it. It is kind of a No Win situation.

So he busts all over his hole and shoves it in. What is awesome is there is cum dripping out of Vander’s hole, and Vander just busts out his second load! My “under light” gets in the shot as I wasn’t totally ready for him to bust, but it is pretty damn hot!

Vander came with his own idea about the ending. He really loves it when a guy gets dumped in, then the Top goes around and makes him clean his cock off. He really wanted it to be shot continuously so there was no doubt he was having to clean his own cum of Clyde’s dick. I did have to get out of the way, but believe me, Vander is eating Clyde’s load fresh from his own ass.

Vander left that shoot EXTREMELY satisfied! I think you will too!

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clusterfuck says:

A2M is nice but most of these guys on Chaosmen are interchangeable and overused (aka Vander). WTF happened to Parker giving up his sweet blond ass?

I Am Jake says:

Parker’s history. He filmed his last scene like in late winter 2010, early winter 2011.

Jonny Marzetti says:

THERE WAS NO ATM. Bryan is feeding us a bunch of BS. You never even see cock coming out of ass (that purported motion occurs WAY off-screed), so the “continuous motion” he talks about means NOTHING. Bryan thinks his subscribers will buy into anything. What a jerk.

Jonny Marzetti says:

*WAY off-screen

manu says:

Wish this was a flip-flop!!
I love my boy Vander as always. I prefer when he’s very beefy so Let’s hope he doesn’t lose any more weight :) He sure looks hungry for cock here.

dio says:

i like him a lot, just like this. I’d actually love for him to tighten all his shit up and. He would be fucking killer.

moondoggy says:

Ditto what manu said with one addition — the restraints and the blindfold are pointless. If they’re going to blindfold a guy, it should be to hide the identity of the other guy, like when Marc and Dawson fucked on Corbin Fisher and Dawson (allegedly) didn’t know who was riding him.

Anyway, this is a great pairing. I have no faults at all with Clyde and Vander is the lord my god, and I shall have no other gods before him.

dio says:

Vander’s hair cut really makes him looks younger/like his bro. Nice. LOL And is Clyde REALLY trying to be a top w/ that wee dwarf-dick? Seriously? Just bottom already, dood!

I Am Jake says:

They both should have gotten fucked — and by someone who was well hung. Vander has the right thickness to top, just needs a few more inches in length, but the other guy? Pointless in gay porn other then as an anal bottom.

moondoggy says:

Jake, you must not know how hung Vander is. Check out his solo post from a few years back. The only one on the site with a bigger dick was Hagan, and he was awful.

elmtree says:

Hmmm, I think Alexandro had them both beat in the cock size dept…

Peach says:

OMG! Vander reminds me a little bit of Sean (RIP) in some of the photos :(

jinger says:

This doesn’t look bad

Tom says:

I think I could like this one. :-P

elmtree says:

Looks like a hot pairing altho, like Manu, I wish it was a flip fuck. I also wish I’d remember to NOT read Bryan’s descriptions…

adamdays23 says:

Good scene. Clyde needs to bottom.

lennylenny says:

Looks hot enough, but I’m somewhat put off after reading that write-up. I don’t really need to know when one of the performers throws up while giving head.

elmtree says:

Exactly!

moondoggy says:

Never, never read Chaosmen write-ups. Bryan (or whoever ghost writes for him) is completely tone deaf and completely aloof to criticism. Last I checked, his website pretty much spells out the fact that he does not want to hear the fans’ opinions.

Jonny Marzetti says:

moondoggy, that’s even better advice true when he blatantly lies, as he obviously did at the end of this writeup.

Bradster says:

Vander looks like complete fug to me so I have no idea why he’s so overused on this site (must work for cheap or something). Plus he looks like he has a hygiene issue. Gross…

jag2power says:

Clyde didn’t know that he was sucking on a biggie and it made him sick. That’s original. Vander should had really surprise him by giving it to him after having stuck it in Darius.

von schlomo says:

Looks good, love them both! I’ll take each one showered and bathed, please.

elmtree says:

Ditto, but also only after the showered and bathed part.

Jonny Marzetti says:

BRYAN IS SO FULL OF BS! How dumb does he think people are? At the end he talks about how Vander wanted the ass-to-mouth filmed in a continuous motion to prove it’s real!? Yes, it’s filmed in a continuous motion, but the (PURPORTED) removal of cock from ass that precedes the motion is COMPLETELY OFF SCREEN! SO THE CONTINUOUS MOTION OF COURSE PROVES *NOTHING*! Bryan feeds us all this BS about how it’s really REAL this time, but he his LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH. After making a bigs how of claiming to prove otherwise,, the ATM is FAKED as usual. Damn is that bogus! If you’re going to fake it, just fake it and keep your mouth shut, don’t write a big blurb about how you’ve “proven” (??????) it’s real. So glad my subscription is ending. Otherwise I would have kind of liked this scene, but now I feel insulted by a lying (or insanely inept) pornographer.

Jonny Marzetti says:

In fact, the cut that takes place to hide the fact that Clyde ISN’T really pulling out of Vander’s before walking around is so abrupt that it’s almost jarring. I just can’t believe this guy has the gall to pull a stunt like that and then say, “believe me, Vander is eating Clyde’s load fresh from his own ass.” Just like we’re supposed to take the horseshit straight from Bryan’s mouth, I suppose.

Jonny Marzetti says:

*bigs how = big show

Daniel says:

Vander should top more often.

VegasRich says:

Vander is hot as usual but Clyde has no motion when he fucks. He needs some lessons. But just one nit pick. Vander please shave before filming! He is so much hotter clean-shaven. Or if you must, just grow the beard out. This homeless look went out when George Michael got arrested the first time.

porterwest57 says:

Can never get enough of Clyde’s angel face, whether top or BOTTOM (please bottom!)

clusterfuck says:

Your wish has been granted! Clyde’s angel ass is penetrated under the name Rex at MormonBoyz.