SeanCody: Anthony (III)

brostvarta says:

Hi guys, I have bad news. He won’t be back.

2014 – 92 new guys, 25 returns, 67 one-shot wonder
2013 – 91 new guys, 34 returns, 57 one-shot wonder
2012 – 88 new guys, 34 returns, 54 one-shot wonder
2011 – 85 new guys, 30 returns, 55 one-shot wonder
2010 – 89 new guys, 39 returns, 50 one-shot wonder
2009 – 94 new guys, 30 returns, 64 one-shot wonder

The returns number reached new low. Under 30. It’s just sad.

Returned newbies are MOSTLY average looking, not like this guy. Did I say Anthony isn’t coming back. Well, if he does come back, he will probably be an exclusive top just like Brandon.

Really hot guys that won’t come back (2014-2015 edition) :

-Anthony, Dillon, Alan, Davis, Kris, Victor, Brady, CHRISTOPHER, Ivan, Scotty, Presley, Caden, Roger, Colby, Frank, PAYTON, Aaron, Sawyer, Prescott, Liam, Colin, Bill, Tom, Chris, KAI, Luis, NOLAN, Ken, Don, KURTIS, STAN, Seth, MARCEL, ALLEN, JAYSON, ART, NOAH, CHAD, Bradon, Burton, CHUCK, too many to list. I gotta stop

Average looking guys who came back/regulars :

Blake, Parker, Joey, Tanner, Bryce

Annoying guys who came back :

Porter, Michael, Graham, Bryce

Ugly motherfuckers who came back:

Porter, Michael, Graham,

– The economy is improving for these hot guys
– Hot guys are employed, college educated
– This is 2015. We use internet for almost everything in life. The risk of getting outed is 80%, that’s why most hot guys are afraid. Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher and other porn studios have social media accounts. Who use social media accounts? Jealous gay friends of hot guys. The risk of getting outed is severe. I saw many hot guys committed social media suicide including Colt of Corbin Fisher, just to name one which begs the question what gives these bastards aka jealous gays the right to interfere in the private lives of these porn actors. They’re porn actors. Just leave it that way.
– By the year 2020, gay porn will still exists. But won’t be as hot as it was before.
– It’s not the end of the world. You can still hire an escort or chloroform the nearest hot guy.

Thanks for reading.

Brostvarta,
Sean Cody Expert Analyst

uptight84 says:

January 24, 2015 at 4:55 am

i’m gonna trust this table since who would lie so elaborately.

Are you a CPA? Do you do taxes? Discount for gay porn blog commenters fellow (I know it’s a long shot, but this commenters community aint that big)

Keep in mind, I’m your “customer-zero” aka extra discount anticipated . thanks

GAZZAQ says:

January 24, 2015 at 5:24 am

Nice one for giving us this info makes good reading. Re being porn actors the internet does make people forget boundaries re privacy and that some just want to get to personally involved re the outing etc. That’s life sadly i’m afraid on social media.

jinger says:

January 24, 2015 at 7:41 am

I could bang Graham all day without getting bored. I think he’s hot, and clamorously your “ugly motherfuckers who came back” list is lacking a few key figures.

brostvarta says:

January 24, 2015 at 8:59 am

Keep on dreaming. Even though Graham is ugly, he has high standards. I’m just saying don’t expect to fuck Graham (an ugly Sean Cody model with high standards) if you’re uglier than him, fat and poor.

CA says:

January 24, 2015 at 10:37 am

All of the gay guys are in your “annoying” category…like all of the gays.

You failed to put in any of the new hot guys most people do like: Tate, Dean, Dusty. If you think those guys you listed in your ugly grouping are ugly, you’re standards are beyond being satisfied by amateur porn.

You’re post feels like anti-Sean Cody propaganda…and I’m uncomfortable with it–lol.

brostvarta says:

January 24, 2015 at 10:53 am

Oh yeah, Tate, Dean and Dusty are hot.

BLACKSTEAL says:

January 24, 2015 at 12:56 pm

Good analysis ( U must have stayed up all night analyzing this one LOL ) just remember all of the Sean Cody super stars Harley, Calvin, Jake, AJ, Kurt, Jamie, Landon et…. where all newbies at one time and they all came back so I am hoping that Anthony 3 will fall into that super sexy category and CUM back as well and I think he will . In which may I also add although he does have a BIG DICK I think he would be a big dick bottoms who loves 2 get FUCKED !!!

brostvarta says:

January 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm

I didn’t need to mention those superstars. Everyone here knows them.

We need to focus on :
1) Why only average, annoying or sometimes ugly models come back.
2) Why do most of their bottoms are less good looking than their sexy exclusive tops
3)Hot guys will never be cheap that’s why you have to fork out big money to bring back hot guys to bottom. Unfortunately Sean Cody is one stingy bitch and a fucking sell out.

-His studio is now owned by someone in Ireland. Gay porn capitalism at its best.
-He hired new, less experienced, straight cinematographer, camera operators and editors. That’s the biggest mistake he ever made.

brostvarta says:

January 24, 2015 at 1:47 pm

If Anthony returns and BOTTOMS, I’ll shoot an Islamist. It better be good

uptight84 says:

January 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm

@brostvarta
Your 3rd point answered the first 2 :)
1) Why only average, annoying or sometimes ugly models come back.
2) Why do most of their bottoms are less good looking than their sexy exclusive tops
3)Hot guys will never be cheap….

jinger says:

January 24, 2015 at 4:03 pm

“Don’t expect to fuck Graham (an ugly Sean Cody model with high standards) if you’re uglier than him, fat and poor.”
You realize all of them are whores, don’t you?
“I’ll shoot an Islamist.”
!