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Diego Sans, Tobias, Luke Adams and Colton Grey in ‘Tarzan: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 3 at Men.com

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36 Comments | July 14, 2016

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Colton Grey and Luke Adams are wandering around the jungle looking for Tobias and decide to stop for some rest. Tarzan (Diego Sans) pops out of nowhere with Tobias in tow. Reunited at last! Tobias explains where he’s been and what he’s been teaching Tarzan; who is eagerly pawing at his 2 new discoveries. It doesn’t take much longer before all four of them are sucking and fucking.

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The REAL Tarzan is coming today asdhkfhkdfnkgnknf

get him to fuck Diego and it’s a deal!

Get him to shave Diefro’s head in his sleep.

Now this is SEXY long hair. There IS a difference. They aren’t really doing Tarzan too.. PLEASE say it isn’t so.

I’m sorry but the 12th picture has me dying. Tears are flooding and pearls are being clutched.

Lol. It’s like a scene from “Nell.”

This shit is so fucking funny. I am sorry – I really want to say something nice but I have looked at this backwards and forwards and it is worse than a 1950’s “C” movie. Diefro.. Colton… it’s a hair 9-1-1 !! Colton looks like a glitter queen, Diefro – well it is all in the name. Luke and Tobias – who handled casting for this this?! Not hot. Although I did giggle. A lot.

Chile, i don’t care how corny this parody is, Diego Sans is fucking perfection. Not one flaw on my Brazilian bae.

With the exception of the fact he can’t act, and it appears there is a ferret stuck to his head.. I totally agree.

not my type . . .

He looks nothing like Tarzan O_O

You right boo he looks better.

If you were going to do a parody, why not do something that won’t come off so damn stupid. Take “Lost” for instance, switch it up to where it is a soccer team on it’s way to Brazil, crashes on a remote Island.. 15 hot sweaty jocks and not a pussy in sight.. hmm.. now WHAT might they get up too? Fucking hell it isn’t rocket science. Crazy sex on the beach on a piece of wreckage.. not plywood crates. Jungle love in a waterfall.. Hot soccer game on the beach – winners fuck the losers – no holds barred. One hot fucker loosing his shit in despair is comforted by two even hotter fuckers.. HELLO.

There is a Tarzan movie out right now. It’s pretty obvious why they’re not doing a Lost parody in 2016.

“There is a Tarzan movie out now,” All the more reason for them to stay away from this, or at the very least since they pretty much KNOW they suck – make it a comedy, a spoof if you will. At the very best all the so called “parody” scenes have displayed is that they have positively zero imagination, and must therefore parrot what they see as main stream. Badly. That isn’t hot. It’s sort of sad.

These write-ups…LMAO
Literally sounds like something my mom would’ve saved from my fourth grade creative writing class (minus the sucking and fucking bit lol)

I miss THIS Diego look. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0f98f8cecd76168a34b8227bdb7d55bf867a8a2ea303afc419126766723157aa.jpg

(Not the body hair though.)

That was during his versatile bottom twink phase!

Now, he’s a versatile top with a very kinky and freaky side!

He needs to put those legs back in the air here and there!! Nobidy is more popular than A gorgeous verse guy with a big dick. Even with that GOD AWFUL hair.

Why is Diego opposed to bottoming now? Has he bottomed since leaving RB?

Thank you! Every update I think, “Am I just hallucinating that Diego used to toss his legs back?!”

He is private property now.. Fucking the studio head or some such shit. That was the last shade transmitted lol.

Hmmmmm…. Is that how he landed Men Dot Dumb’s ‘exclusive’ even though Landon and Alex have done just about every scene as well? Lol…. He purdy but maybe not too bright.

Yeah well maybe “Tarzan” wasn’t that big a stretch for him huh.. LOL

He has a boyfriend/partner who doesn’t want him bottoming. I really find it funny hiw all these studios make him seem masculine when he was such a queen at RB

Diego must be one of the Men owners live-in lover or something, because he’s in virtually *every* update. This kind of overexposure is dangerous for a career. I keep saying that they should just give him his own spinoff site.

Diego’s body is stunning. Forehead to toe.

I wish Tobias had stuck around Corbin long enough to have his ‘baseball butt’ tapped and bred by Quinn :(

four white guys in the African rain-forest. Hmm . . . must be gay porn

Paddy should had been in the finale as a bottom!

I hope nobody got rockburn.

This is like watching a horrible high school junior class production, written and adapted by the horny little geek from math camp. I say junior because by senior class this batch of actors would all be relegated to stage hand positions in favor of those with actual talent. With the exception of maybe Diefro – who would have been kept for obvious scenic reasons, they would have cut his parts to bare minimum.. mostly just standing there half naked. It would have still been horribly awkward and hard to watch. Sorry, I am a firm believer if you can’t do it right – don’t do it at all. Stick to fucking, play to your strengths. All the gorgeous guys MEN has got at it’s beckon call and they bring the “C” team? Awesome. It’s more like “George of the Jungle” but not funny.

Why didn’t Tobias bottom in the finale and eat cum like in the second part?

I hate to say this, but I’m sick of seeing Tarzan Diego. I’ll be glad when this series is over. Men has really run this into the dirt.

Great scene! This was an outstanding series for Men.

Ack! Retch!
And that bleached hair is so 90s!