ChaosMen: Ronin

And water. Preferably spread out during the day, and not too close to when you’re getting that daily fuck. Because that could get messy. Or hot, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Gurl what kind of exfoliant you be using? I’m partial to St. Ives Apricot Scrub. But I switch between that and Freeman’s Charcoal Black Sugar Scrub, sometimes adding a little baking soda. And of course toner is a must.

I can’t do that cold water. My pores need to be opened like J. Rapid’s asshole on his way from the set to Parent Teacher Conference night. But I do use Olivella soap, and that seems to help with dry skin. Oily skin has never been my problem.

I used to always buy this exfoliant made of crushed pearls that you applied with a little pouf. They stopped selling it a while back. This Japanese washcloth called Salux is a-mazing at scrubbing and removing dead skin. And it stretches so you can do your back too. I have this other Japanese product line called Tatcha which I was gifted but haven’t used yet. I think it’s a rice enzyme or something. Apparently the Geishas use it to keep their skin looking flawless. I’ll have to try it some day soon.

I’m all about coconut oil on the face and in my hair. Sometimes I’ll mix in a little tea tree oil, or one of my other WEN oils. Or I’ll skip the coconut oil and use cocoa butter.

Brandon might as well throw that money down the toilet. She needs some Bare Minerals, It Cosmetics or something along those lines. And she needs to find her proper shade.

Memoirs of a Gaysha?

I’m dying over that quote because just last week I was cutting up at work and this guy said I reminded him of Titus.