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Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid in ‘The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 3 at Men.com

The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com

The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com

It’s time for The Flash (Johnny Rapid) and Jessy Ares to cum together.

Watch Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid at Men.com

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No_No_No_Yes says:

*Crickets chirping*

No_No_No_Yes says:

SMH. I just cannot fathom HOW it is that ANYONE strutts into a production meeting with this shitfest of an idea and people said “Yeah – that’s awesome let’s do it!” There must be an alternate dimension within the walls of the Men studio in which the common rules of sane thought get flipped and it’s like backwards world. Like the DUMBEST shit you can possibly conceive gets you to the top in a hurry. THIS would also explain Diefro’s hair and a lot of other “Too crazy to make this shit up” trends at this studio. It’s like a vortex for human intellect, your deepest thoughts vanquished at the door. Hold me Scrapple I’m skeered.

Dale Bergman says:

JJ Knight should have played The Flash (I don’t care if he’s older). He reminds me of Grant Gustin (especially when they smile).
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Sebastian S says:

Well, you said “production meeting” which is giving then too much credit.

Dale Bergman says:

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This series is sickening.

moondoggy says:

It’s difficult for me to dislike this more. Maybe if Johnny were fucking my detestable fourth-grade teacher. And if I was forced to watch while cleaning chalk erasers during recess.

Maximus says:

At least this one is consistent with the source material: A campy, improbably high-tech alternate reality featuring nonsensical storylines and a supposedly heterosexual lead actor.

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Dale Bergman says:

Yes, Grant Gustin (who I really like) needs to come out of the closet and officially join our team…

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Cody Christian needs to as well…

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Maximus says:

I still can’t believe that Ryan Murphy wasn’t able to convince Grant to sashay out of the closet.

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…So close.

Scrapple says:

Cody Christian grew up like over night. Turned around one day and annoying Mike from PLL had become hot as fuck. Teen Wolf does seem to draw the closeted gays (probably thanks to Jeff Davis) so Cody being gay wouldn’t surprise me.

Dale Bergman says:

I definitely think that Cody is on our team.

Scrapple says:

Grant read that comment, went to clutch his pearls, remembered he was in public and grabbed his dick instead while flipping you the bird and telling you his dick had been in a ton of berginas across the multiverse.

Scrapple says:

They need to stop or else multiple someones are going to be dragged to The CW’s legal department for an intensive all day seminar about sexual harassment. A seminar that will devolve into a full-on, full-blown whoregy.

Dale Bergman says:

Stephen Amell stated that he enjoys it when gay men hit on him…

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Scrapple says:

That’s not surprising…

Maximus says:

And in response to Miss Gustin, I have only this to say: Ryan Murphy’s casting couch.

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Darren knows.

Jebus Waffleburger says:

This has to stop.

NeAl1669 says:

Ilove Jessy he’s looking espcially hunky here,

sanfv says:

Called it. They’re still in the doctors office. Predictable.

Scrapple says:

They’re waiting on their test results.

sanfv says:

Hmmmm. But I thought mg didn’t test whatsoever?! 🤔

Scrapple says:

They do, but the results are rigged.

sanfv says:

Is that what Debbie Wasserman Shultz is up to? Rigging test results for Braun, Vapid and sanitation?

Scrapple says:

Which Braun we talking about, Scooter or Will?

sanfv says:

Both! I don’t see why not ;)

Scrapple says:

A shaved cunt.

Maximus says:

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Zach hasn’t updated his site in a minute, and I was going through shade withdrawal. This blog will do nicely. (Bwahaha!)

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Dale Bergman says:

How are you? I thought the Shaw and Nixon scene was really hot. I was satisfied with Shaw bottoming (I initially wanted him to be the top). There won’t be a hotter pairing on that site.

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Maximus says:

Hey queen. I’m stressed out by the dumpster fire that is this election cycle, but otherwise I’m doing all right. How are you?

It was a gorgeous pairing, but the sex was rather boring. Shaw continued to have wood issues, and Nixon apparently couldn’t be bothered to reciprocate the oral services, both of which are major turnoffs for me.

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Marlo says:

Tom Cavanagh and Grant Gustin do it better.

Scrapple says:

You saw those outtakes too?

Dale Bergman says:

I would rather see a Grant Gustin and Jared Padalecki scene…

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Ivan Jimenez says:

Grant is still in the closet. Trust me, he’s gay.

Scrapple says:

Well now you’re just crossing Genres. Lol.

Those CW boys sure do love to dick around.

goosegui says:

I just can’t with this bull shit.
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Scrapple says:

Gurl I know you didn’t just snatch my gif from yesterday. You know I have a finder’s fee. Lol.

goosegui says:

Sorry Love, it was just so fitting. How are you today Scrap?

Scrapple says:

Just fucking with you. I’m not possessive. Generally.

I’m just sitting with a candle, soaking up all the late night shade. How’s your Saturday going?

goosegui says:

Good, dressing up and going out tonight. either a slutty Cop or slutty ghost https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/93052cb769e281609a674ebe3cce08b2d2c7c414205b5555371ffd415eaaa63c.gif

Scrapple says:

With all the crazy cop controversies in the news recently, I’d be more likely to choose Slutty Ghost. I’m not trying to get shot up in these streets.

goosegui says:

Good point, and the slutty ghost look is pretty hot. It leaves little to the imagination.

Scrapple says:

Well if you’re a ghost it should be see-through. lol

goosegui says:

Girl it is. I don’t even have a place for my ID. I feel naked… lol

Scrapple says:

It’s not Halloween if you’re not butt ass nekkid and filled with Chocolate. And candy.

goosegui says:

I hope it pays off, cause bitch I’m hungry. I haven’t had a fucking carb in 6 days, and been to the gym twice a day for like 8 days. I am painted silver and only wearing a fucking jockstrap with a flap of fabric covering my ass.

Scrapple says:

Sounds about right.

goosegui says:

My car service is here, well I am out. Tell you how it went down tomorrow. Wish me luck. And have a great night baby.

Scrapple says:

You mean Flash didn’t fuck Wells until he was really paralyzed? Fail. Double Fail because Tobias isn’t playing Wells in the first place.

The Earl of Lemongrab says:

He’s playing Wells!? While looking at the pictures, I’m thinking who is this guy supposed to be??? Their casting sucks!

No_No_No_Yes says:

See if they were going to do a comedy parody – they should go back into ALL the old Queer as Folk scenes, and re-do EVERY scene where Brian (played by Vapid) was seemingly about to fuck Michael (played by the actual Hal Sparks – cuz wtf is he doin anyway) and have Michael snatch Brian up and fuck the hell out of him while his Mom (played by the actual Sharon Gless of course lol) sits on the foot of the bed telling him what to do. It would still be gross but at LEAST it would be funny… and yes in keeping with the Halloween theme – scary at the same time.

McM. says:

Hal Sparks is currently a actor and sometimes director of a disney channel show called “Lab Rats”.

Were Hal Sparks to do gay porn it’d be a crime if he didn’t put his obscenely long tongue to good use.

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The Earl of Lemongrab says:

The costume looks nice though… and that’s about it.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Hey. Weren’t we supposed to have Corbin Fisher Nash’s ass on a silver platter this weekend? What gives?!

Awe says:

I hope Jessy was paid well to have to fuck this incestuous, wife-beating pedophile. Plus the viagra and porn he had to watch to maintain an erection.

andrew says:

I like Johnny bottoming but am not a fan of Jessy.

Brandon85 says:

Johnny is good at these parodies. He can pull off almost anybody.

Marco Sartori says:

he should do zoolander next lol

Jackson says:

Horrific parody aside, I still find Johnny incredibly sexy. He’s just so facially attractive and that body….. the things I’d do to that ass (granted I’d be the 1000000th man to do so, but I’d still enjoy it

freater says:

Jessy used to be so hot :((((((

Scrapple says:

Withdrawal is never cute.

We were having a big old shade party on the Sean Cody update. And the Bromo ones. And the Men ones. Basically shade for days.

Maximus says:

Oh, trust and believe that I enjoyed much of that shade. I just hope to be one of the hos throwing it next time. I can’t let myself get rusty, after all.

Scrapple says:

Rusty shade is great since you’re just lobbing them in, not caring who you hit.

Dale Bergman says:

I’m okay. Yes, this roller coaster of an election cycle has me stressed out as well. I cannot wait until it’s over.

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Nixon definitely needs to start reciprocating. Shaw’s penis not being hard throughout doesn’t bother me when he’s bottoming. I still think his best performance was with Dean (he was hard throughout the scene).

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Maximus says:

November 9th can’t come fast enough.

See, I need my bottoms to be hard. It’s the only reliable indicator that they’re actually getting off. I don’t think I ever actually watched the Shaw and Dean scene. I’ll check it out the next time I need something to watch.

Marco Sartori says:

I think his cock is one of those which don’t look hard even when they are

Dale Bergman says:

Corbin Fisher’s Grant has a similar cock (it bends down). They’re both gorgeous.

Scrapple says:

And like any piece of ass that has been used up to the point of being tiresome, Ryan moved on to new assquisitions. Namely Finn Wittrock and Max Greenfield. As part of his dick severance package, Darren was given a bowl of Sunkist oranges and a five minute guest spot on AHS: Hotel.

Scrapple says:

Lol. I miss Burn Notice. Mr. Donovan has been capable of getting it since his days on The Pretender.

Finn is all kinds of sexy. Ryan knew what he was doing when he had him rolling around half naked with Bomer doing Freakshow. And the nakedness has continued. That storyline during Hotel with Tristan and Liz Taylor was basically Ryan saying “Yeah, I fucked that.”

101dalmatians says:

Will someone please help me identify the three guys who are with Johnny in this photo? Thank you in advance.

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