Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid in ‘The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 3 at Men.com

The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com

The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com
The Flash: A Gay XXX Parody (Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid) (Part 3) at Men.com

It’s time for The Flash (Johnny Rapid) and Jessy Ares to cum together.

Watch Jessy Ares Fucks Johnny Rapid at Men.com

SMH. I just cannot fathom HOW it is that ANYONE strutts into a production meeting with this shitfest of an idea and people said “Yeah – that’s awesome let’s do it!” There must be an alternate dimension within the walls of the Men studio in which the common rules of sane thought get flipped and it’s like backwards world. Like the DUMBEST shit you can possibly conceive gets you to the top in a hurry. THIS would also explain Diefro’s hair and a lot of other “Too crazy to make this shit up” trends at this studio. It’s like a vortex for human intellect, your deepest thoughts vanquished at the door. Hold me Scrapple I’m skeered.

It’s difficult for me to dislike this more. Maybe if Johnny were fucking my detestable fourth-grade teacher. And if I was forced to watch while cleaning chalk erasers during recess.

Is that what Debbie Wasserman Shultz is up to? Rigging test results for Braun, Vapid and sanitation?

Gurl I know you didn’t just snatch my gif from yesterday. You know I have a finder’s fee. Lol.

Just fucking with you. I’m not possessive. Generally.

I’m just sitting with a candle, soaking up all the late night shade. How’s your Saturday going?

With all the crazy cop controversies in the news recently, I’d be more likely to choose Slutty Ghost. I’m not trying to get shot up in these streets.

It’s not Halloween if you’re not butt ass nekkid and filled with Chocolate. And candy.

I hope it pays off, cause bitch I’m hungry. I haven’t had a fucking carb in 6 days, and been to the gym twice a day for like 8 days. I am painted silver and only wearing a fucking jockstrap with a flap of fabric covering my ass.

My car service is here, well I am out. Tell you how it went down tomorrow. Wish me luck. And have a great night baby.

He’s playing Wells!? While looking at the pictures, I’m thinking who is this guy supposed to be??? Their casting sucks!

See if they were going to do a comedy parody – they should go back into ALL the old Queer as Folk scenes, and re-do EVERY scene where Brian (played by Vapid) was seemingly about to fuck Michael (played by the actual Hal Sparks – cuz wtf is he doin anyway) and have Michael snatch Brian up and fuck the hell out of him while his Mom (played by the actual Sharon Gless of course lol) sits on the foot of the bed telling him what to do. It would still be gross but at LEAST it would be funny… and yes in keeping with the Halloween theme – scary at the same time.

Horrific parody aside, I still find Johnny incredibly sexy. He’s just so facially attractive and that body….. the things I’d do to that ass (granted I’d be the 1000000th man to do so, but I’d still enjoy it

Withdrawal is never cute.

We were having a big old shade party on the Sean Cody update. And the Bromo ones. And the Men ones. Basically shade for days.

I’m okay. Yes, this roller coaster of an election cycle has me stressed out as well. I cannot wait until it’s over.

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Nixon definitely needs to start reciprocating. Shaw’s penis not being hard throughout doesn’t bother me when he’s bottoming. I still think his best performance was with Dean (he was hard throughout the scene).

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And like any piece of ass that has been used up to the point of being tiresome, Ryan moved on to new assquisitions. Namely Finn Wittrock and Max Greenfield. As part of his dick severance package, Darren was given a bowl of Sunkist oranges and a five minute guest spot on AHS: Hotel.

Lol. I miss Burn Notice. Mr. Donovan has been capable of getting it since his days on The Pretender.

Finn is all kinds of sexy. Ryan knew what he was doing when he had him rolling around half naked with Bomer doing Freakshow. And the nakedness has continued. That storyline during Hotel with Tristan and Liz Taylor was basically Ryan saying “Yeah, I fucked that.”

Grant read that comment, went to clutch his pearls, remembered he was in public and grabbed his dick instead while flipping you the bird and telling you his dick had been in a ton of berginas across the multiverse.

They need to stop or else multiple someones are going to be dragged to The CW’s legal department for an intensive all day seminar about sexual harassment. A seminar that will devolve into a full-on, full-blown whoregy.

Cody Christian grew up like over night. Turned around one day and annoying Mike from PLL had become hot as fuck. Teen Wolf does seem to draw the closeted gays (probably thanks to Jeff Davis) so Cody being gay wouldn’t surprise me.