Str8 Chaser: Aston Springs (As Soon As I Saw That Ass, I Had To Have It)

Sasky, can you please translate in French:

Another one schlepping his ass around the traps.

Ha! I get it sweetie.
This is not at all what google told me it meant.

As you probably know, in French, masculin has priority over féminin.

Who are we to argue that?
Seriously, I love women and often think they are superior to men in many ways except behind the weel of a car…

I am digressing.., it would read something like that:

Google n’est pas aussi intelligent qu’il ne le croit.

French is a very tough language…even for us French frogs