RealityTHUGS: Adonis Couverture & Ian Lust

This looks really hot! Wish it was a flip-flop though

Adonis…..WHERE??

Who the fuck approved those names? Ian Lust? Gurl you are serving me Todd, Kandi’s husband. More like Ian Lost. And Adonis, just because you picked a French sounding name don’t make you fancy. Especially not with those unflattering drawers. And I’m using drawers instead of underwear because I’m keeping with this lowrent moteef (sic) this site is going for.

Now Adonis, if we’re willing to pull yourself and your look together and get away from this site which is an insult to porn and the Civil Rights Movement, we might be able to find a place for you in an Aaron Ridge capacity.

The couch needs to be burned. Start by pouring some of that Colt 45 on it.