Sean Cody: Roger (Introductory Solo)

Depends, raise your hand, if youve ever been victimized by a curved dick ?

Victimized? There was that one time with…no, I asked for that. And then in Anguilla something…but that was throat stuff only and he had more of an upward curve, so I’m not sure if we’re counting either of those variables. Ah, fuck it.

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It ain’t old, just well seasoned. Like your grandmama’s cast iron skillet that makes the good cornbread, fried chicken and drop biscuits.

They could’ve let that scene marinate like Brysen did in all those loads.

Roger has a bit of a Nick Viall thing going with that beard. But hopefully he’s not as douchey. Or as closeted.

Lol. Is Nick’s ‘gram giving glimpses of his closet? I’ve never checked.

Elliott was kind of dorky hot. He looked much sexier when he grew out his hair and fixed his teeth.

I’m sure he’s the bestest friend ever. The kind who swallows.

I was actually looking up Elliott’s info a few weeks back, because I was wondering what he was up to. He’s apparently still big in Japan. I can’t believe he turns forty this year. His Idol season doesn’t seem that long ago.

I wonder how long Jared’s girlfriend will be okay with that situation. But I have to hand it to Nicky, he cleans up nicely and dresses down nicely (although he needs to work on learning to rotate his pieces). And bitch knows how to point a toe for pictures. Also, he’s been on that body like crazy.

I think he goes back and forth, but maybe he does live there now. It’s kind of funny how some of our musicians will go there and become huge, and some of J and K Pop artists will come here and be huge.

Who says a man in his mid-thirties can’t have his roommate splashed all over his Insta?

Depends on what he wants. He might like having the ability to be huge over there, come back here and live a relatively normal life. But as open as music is, it’s still hard to maintain that star level. You have people like Christina trying to drop an album, and you know she and everyone on her label has their fingers crossed. You just never know.