Lucas Entertainment: Michael Lucas Fucks Sergeant Miles in ‘Ready For Dick, Scene 2’

In fairness to Michael I actually TRIED to find pictures of him prior ro all the bad cosmetic work. Turnse out that is actually his face. My bad. LOL!

What I did run across was some PREMIER dragging. Articles he interviewed for that exposed him for the incredible DOUCHEBAG he is. One in which he referred to A&F as “poor people clothes” then went on to say he also wore “Valentino” because he didn’t know any better. Poor Michael. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/50704b01af3754171f28d80f94dbc9e922fa5f9a19f07c76bf2229c6eb32eb92.jpg His least hideous picture. I can’t say when it was taken. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6a26849e13451821548bbd22bdcf0b7642e097077461c2e179bdbd512aab209.jpg However – the stupid zoolander duckface thing.. that is all him. I wonder if Ben Stiller credited him? At any rate he has had it puffed up so many times, I think the weight of it is dragging it to his chin. Gravity is a bitch. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/04166f4bad7c44dcf99a842a5c7b91bb826bbc54fbb78f54f16df4a13b485ea2.jpg Oh HAHA he also remarked during his”poor stage” he looked in the mirror and could not even see ONE ab. So clearly this must have been pre surgery era, like 1998 or something? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a10184e67b773d6f04783cb292eafef04c96a7327e517d8ebe203c423354e002.jpg
I won’t even say how long it took me to find the least terrible old pictures – it’s like he had them all scrubbed from the history of the internet. All that and he was trying to sell a 3 year old cell phone? Oye.

That LAST picture up there is the BEST. Sarge lookin at ML’s cum with an OH FUCK don’t get that shit on me look.Then you KNOW he probably stuffed it in him. Oh shit! I just barfed in my mouth.