Family Dick: World’s Number One Dad, Chapter 3 (Lance Hart Fucks Brayden Wolf)

I don’t know how old he is. Unlike you I’m not thirstily all up in the private lives of models. https://media2.giphy.com/media/9Pk56V8KiYDbLnFSlm/giphy.gif

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How fitting. She’s tied with Mariah. And under Taylor. I’m sure her feelings are all the way hurt by that, considering how she feels about other women who can’t do anything for her financially…

Meanwhile Cardi is only one of three female rappers to be nominated for a Grammy for Album of the Year. First solo female rapper to win a Grammy for Best Rap Album. And she has two Guinness World Records. And she beat Beyoncé’s Billboard record for most simultaneous entries by a female on the Hot 100. She has the most BBA noms for a woman in a single year, and her 21 noms is just shy of the record shared by Drake and The Chainsmokers. All thirteen tracks were certified gold or higher, making her the first female to achieve that. Largest female debut in the country for 2018 until Carrie Underwood dropped. All from the strength of one album. An Album that took six months to go platinum. Meanwhile Ms. Rap Veteran Minaj took five months to go platinum, and is still only platinum plus. Cardi’s album was just certified triple platinum two weeks ago. Triple. This is why one shouldn’t name an album “Queen” when your kingdom can’t even support you…