MEN Series: Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell in ‘Dad Swap, Part 1’

Dad Swap, Part One (Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell) (Part 2) at Drill My Hole

Dad Swap, Part One (Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell) (Part 2) at Drill My Hole
Dad Swap, Part One (Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell) (Part 2) at Drill My Hole
Dad Swap, Part One (Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell) (Part 2) at Drill My Hole

Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell in ‘Dad Swap, Part 1’ at MEN.com:

Very different houses, very different dads. Who will win? Ty Mitchell is a rebellious punk from the wrong side of the tracks and he’s moving in with rich zaddy Matthew Figata, who vows to make Ty obey his rules. Matthew freaks out when he finds Ty drinking milk straight from the jug and spilling it all over the floor, so he rips off the naughty twink’s shirt and makes him clean it up. Ty wants Matthew to teach him a lesson harder, so the sexy silver fox wraps his belt around Ty’s neck and makes him suck his dick. “My house, my hole” is the new rule, and Matthew eats Ty’s to prove it, then fucks him doggystyle. The hot zaddy pounds Ty till he cums, then pulls out and paints Ty’s ass with his jizz!

Watch as Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell at MEN.com

Watch as Matthew Figata Fucks Ty Mitchell at MEN.com

Problems:

1) there’s a woman in the scene
2) Matthew is hideously ugly.
3) Dumb premise. The shock and horror of….Ty Mitchell drinking straight from the carton! Call the police! If he did that at my apartment, I would be chugging down the rest of the container as soon as the opportunity presented itself.

Hideous? I was not aware of him until just now, but that pic of him with his hand behind his head looks gorgeous to me.

He’s pretty hot and took a full load in the mouth in a Family Dick thingee–at least it looked real.

This is stupid. The premise, the characters, the lady with the unfortunate bangs. All of it. It’s a series? Matthew does look better without that Original Recipe tan he had in his last scene. But this is still stupid.

I wanted so badly to come here and say, “Damn, they came through this time.” The men are hot as fuck. But of course MEN put their comedic stank on it. And my hatred for them rages on.

I didn’t even read the description. I would ask why it’s called Dad Swap but it doesn’t matter. It wouldn’t make sense even if you explained it.

In happier news, I saw two Calvin Banks scenes today and aside from his hair, I loved them both.

Is this the hottest scene around? No. But give Matthew some credit. The guy must be at least 50. He has a respectably good body for this age. And a great head of hair. For you ageists here calling him revolting simply because he is not in his 20;s, good luck taking the heat when you are that age.

Dale Savage is probably around the same age (if not older) and he’s liked here, unlike the sunburnt leather couch here. What is your point?