MEN: Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in ‘Birthday Bang’

Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in 'Birthday Bang' at MEN.com

Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in 'Birthday Bang' at MEN.com
Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in 'Birthday Bang' at MEN.com
Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in 'Birthday Bang' at MEN.com

Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs in ‘Birthday Bang’ at MEN.com:

Ryan Jacobs is having a small family birthday celebration when his stepdad, Markus Kage, struts in with a piñata… or rather, a peeñata!

As Ryan Jacobs’s mom and sister chat in the living room, they guys go into the kitchen to hang up the dong-shaped decoration. Ryan catches Markus Kage checking out his ass. So, he pulls down his pants and his stepdad starts rimming him.

The twink then lies down on the counter so Markus Kage can fuck his mouth! The dudes hurriedly put their clothes back on when the ladies come over, but as Ryan Jacobs tries to hit the piñata he accidentally knocks out his mom and his sis. Markus consoles him with some cock, getting the bottom naked and fucking him on the couch.

The burly stepdad even picks Ryan Jacobs up for a stand-and-carry before Ryan rides the top’s cock till he cums, then takes a birthday facial.

Watch as Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs at MEN.com

Watch as Markus Kage Fucks Ryan Jacobs at MEN.com

Just great! Now my gay porn comes with not just one, but TWO chicks! Can’t believe anyone would still support this studio after seeing the low opinion they have of us.

Like, I’ve come to terms with the fetishization(or heck worship) of straight men in gay porn(I won’t comment on it, or deconstruct it, but yeah), and I’ve even come to terms with women kinda playing roles in the set up of porn scenes, because they’re giving us a scenario, and for some people(I’m not even excluding myself) the scenario will help build what’s hot about the sex.

But like, why still keep the women around DURING THE SEX? That’s what boggles the mind for me. Like they’re fucking and the women are legit in the background and have like lines of dialogue…it’s insane to me.

Pandering to the female audience that watches gay porn. Apparently hetero women are a growing demographic watching this. Of course business is shifting to include them. This is also why I assume bi porn is growing on the gay side of the industry and including gay porn actors (that never crossed over) too.

Pandering to the female audience that watches gay porn. Apparently hetero women are a growing demographic watching this. Of course business is shifting to include them. This is also why I assume bi porn is growing on the gay side of the industry and including gay porn actors (that never crossed over) too.

Straight women have been watching gay porn for years because the men are generally better looking and toned, so actually including women in scenes isn’t necessarily going to make it more attractive to them.
I agree with Jean Grey’s Anatomy that a good plot, well developed, does increase the eroticism of a scene but it’s perhaps a little overdone here.

Better looking and toned? Like, do we really think people spending hours at the gym with steroids and other drugs involved making them look like homeless chemsex addicts equals better looking?

Studio straight porn has been featuring guys with better bodies than gay porn models. I think we should stop saying old tired tropes of the industries that died in the 00s.

Why would including women in gay porn somehow pander to women watching it? Are women legit asking for representation in GAY PORN?

I mean I got my total jush when all the female Avengers united in Endgame, but this seems like a stretch.

Exactly. I don’t understand how a woman in the background for a couple of minutes in a gay scene translates into representation. Like, wtf are the people who use this argument smoking?

MEN is obviously not for you. If you don’t like seafood don’t go to Red Lobster and then complain that they serve seafood. It’s COMEDY. Some “get” the 3 Stooges or the Marx Brothers, and some don’t. My GUESS is that many or most of the complainers that you believe MEN does not care about are not subscribers. Their subscribers have made MEN the 11th most popular Porn Studio, out of 50. The women in the scenes are there as a part of the comedic set-up and they remain to allow for the titillating prospect of the guys getting caught who are so horny for one another that they MUST have one another NOW. As Hannah Gadsby (one of my favorites) explains, a good joke set-up requires the creation of tension and then defusing that tension with laughter. The women in the videos create the tension and the expressions and reactions when the guys get caught are the defusing of that tension.

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It’s COMEDY. It’s slap-stick. It’s HARMLESS fun. Through a woman (or women) men are brought together who find themselves so horny for one another they MUST have one another NOW. They sneak around, risking getting caught, because their raging hard-ons and hungry ass won’t allow them to wait. Their overwhelming lust becomes heightened and they become reckless and desperate because of the presence of the woman (or women), thus causing the sexual tension and craving between the men to increase tenfold. They get caught. OH NO! The COMEDIC embarrassment and shock of it all. AND SCENE! For those who enjoy a comedic approach to gay sex, there is MEN, For those who do not there is every other Studio. Tehehehehe!

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Are you a subscriber? The subscribers to MEN have made it the 11th most popular Porn Studio out of 50 and it is their opinions that matter to MEN. It’s COMEDY. If comedic Porn is not for you then it’s not for you. If you don’t like pizza don’t go to Pizza Hut for lunch and complain that they serve Pizza. MEN, as far as I know, is the only Studio that regularly presents porn in a slap-stick sort or way. So ALLLLLLLLL the other Studios that you have to pick from do not. It’s HARMLESS fun. Imagining that the use of women for comedic set-ups indicates a low-opinion of the gay community is over thinking it to the extreme, I believe. They are part of the comedic set-up of men being so horny for one another that they must have one another NOW, even if that means risking getting caught. For those who did not enjoy, Modern Family, there was, This Is Us to watch. One is a Family Comedy and one is a Family Drama.

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Are you a subscriber? The subscribers to MEN have made it the 11th most popular Porn Studio out of 50 and it is their opinions that matter to MEN. It’s COMEDY. If comedic Porn is not for you then it’s not for you. If you don’t like pizza don’t go to Pizza Hut for lunch and complain that they serve Pizza. MEN, as far as I know, is the only Studio that regularly presents porn in a slap-stick sort or way. So ALLLLLLLLL the other Studios that you have to pick from do not. It’s HARMLESS fun. Imagining that the use of women for comedic set-ups indicates a low-opinion of the gay community is over thinking it to the extreme, I believe. They are part of the comedic set-up of men being so horny for one another that they must have one another NOW, even if that means risking getting caught. For those who did not enjoy, Modern Family, there was, This Is Us to watch. One is a Family Comedy and one is a Family Drama.

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We’ve been slagging off Men.com pretty bad here for including women in pretty much every scene. But there must be demand for it, if they keep producing it.

You’re 100% right. They’re making these videos for their female subscribers, not for gay men. It might come as a surprise to us gay men, but a lot of women are into gay porn. It’s perverted, I know, but it’s sorta like how straight guys are into lesbian sex.

That makes very little sense. Gay men watch a lot of straight porn, but you don’t see straight studios putting gay men in their videos. I mean, women are more than welcome to watch gay porn but, if they choose to do it, it’s because they want to see two men going at it, thus there’s no need to put women in the scenes for this purpose.

Maybe this is just a personal problematization however always found those “female” extra roles kinda misogynistic with the typical girlfriend/wife being cheated and dumped for a gay but this specific scene where this folk “accidentally” beats the mother and the other girl to end up fucking the men… it’s disgusting to me

That’s what I’m thinking: Markus Kage is hot. He’s also an idiot on Covid but let’s separate the person from the meat.
Offensive to women? I beg you pardon? Either they are trans or drag queen.
Markus Kage straight? Yes and all “straight” fuck men. He can be Bi, gay in denial, but certainly not straight.

You could be right about the younger “woman” being “trans” or a “drag queen” but I don’t believe the older “woman” is either of them, BUT if they both are neither in no way do I see their presence as being offensive to women. It’s COMEDY. It’s Lucille Ball slap-stick with the facial and physical exaggerations. What the presence of “women” does is cause for the lust between the men to seem intensified tenfold to the level of desperation. They are brought together by women and they find that they are so overwhelming horny for one another they MUST have one another NOW. They can’t wait another second and so they recklessly sneak around and risk getting caught. Their raging hard-ons and hungry ass become enraged hard-ons and a starving ass. They get caught. OH NO! AND SCENE! I agree about Markus. I would not VOTE for him for Political Office, BUT he’s not running for Political Office. He’s doing Porn and he is sexy.

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Are YOU a customer? Do you have a subscription to MEN? If those who subscribe to MEN enjoy the comedic touch, then that is what matters to them. Red Lobster concerns itself with those who enjoy seafood, not to those who don’t. You equate to someone standing out front of Red Lobster protesting that they serve seafood. Perhaps you have nothing else to do? MEN is 11th in the list of the 50 most popular Porn Studios, ahead of CockyBoys, Lucas and Falcon, no less. If you don’t like seafood don’t go to Red Lobster and then complain that they server seafood. That would be the SANE thing to do, if being sane is important to you.

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