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Men.com: Diego Sans Fucks Paddy O’Brian in ‘Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody, Part 4’

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52 Comments | June 16, 2017

Diego Sans Fucks Paddy O’Brian in ‘Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody, Part 4’ at Men.com:

Paddy O’Brian is revealed to be a dirty cursed swashbuckler, the man tales are told of across the seven seas. Diego Sans makes a deal to hand over Johnny Rapid to Paddy, in turn, granting him the treasure that was hidden from him 18 years ago. Once untied, Diego gets his way with Paddy’s body.

Watch Diego Sans Fucks Paddy O’Brian at Men.com

Watch Diego Sans Fucks Paddy O’Brian at Men.com

I said…arrrrggghhh want to eat your ass!! I know. Lame, right? I just do not get these scenarios most of the time. Happy Pride!!

Diego Sans? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/22466e6568f816e209fd9f632e91d99eef6a26be10696c68c49d140d6ba04467.jpg

On the one hand, Paddy is bottoming. On the other, he’s bottoming for Diego. I don’t know how to feel.

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Thats all CGI right? that´s look like a super unconfortable/dangerous place to fuck

I have a ready supply of smelling salts to hand out to all ye Paddy fans!

Nice to see Paddy on the receiving end again. He’s fantastic on that end.

Too much yes but I guess there will be a lot of no here.
Paddy giving that ass is so delightful. He is gorgeous, but is he sucking Diego’s cock? Don’t think so.
Diego is in all his hairy glory. Next time Paddy should fuck him.
Anyway, is Paddy here and I’m in.

I think my head just exploded.

This would have been SO much hotter if Diego did a flip fuck JUST THIS ONCE.

My life goal is to marry Paddy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8daa795ca990bfa2151bd24f4eec7c8de236c0dbda6c8f6b1fa218b1e71564c1.gif

Oh my god my hard on is so hard it could cut a diamond. I always love to see Paddy bottoming and I could care less about him sucking a cock.

For once I can say I don’t hate Diego’s hair

Diego is tr only person on earth that I find hot with some of these atrocious hair dos

Paddy is always the better bottom even though he excelled at topping too.

But in this finale, he should’ve:

1. gotten fucked by both Diego and Johnny in one scene and had eaten all the cum, and finally

2. gangbanged in this finale scene and given a bukkae!

Still selling Diego as a top? That being said, Tyra Banks would not be disappointed by Paddy’s posing.

Doesn’t Diego ever get tired of Topping. Honestly even Paddy who I like is doing nothing for me in this scene. Boring…

so fucking done with this series

This series and MEN–I really wish they made good porn. They really do have the largest roster of hot guys.

Paddy is actually the god of porn, he has the guts to do and how he different than few of the pansies trying hard to be alpha Top….exceptionally versatile in whatever is does……not like few uptight nonsense who believes who will be only TOP ( few examples of those LOSERS are Cliff Jensen, Seancody’s Jess, asshole cody cummings, Samuel O’Toole, Michael Lucas), fyi these guys will scream when they have a dick in

I’m sure Jess bottomed for a man & even his strapon using girlfriends while Cody Cummings definitely got gangbanged hard & got a bukkake from twinks the last time I’ve read.

Cliff might’ve bottomed while in prison too! I still don’t know about the other!

I think that Diego Sans’ decision to stop bottoming is what ultimately led to Trump’s election and Brexit. It was the begining of a serie of unfortunate events.

We need his ass back in the game.

Paddy’s “fuck me” face is so hot, Looks so intense

Paddy O’Brian is in a league by himself….Great charisma, daring, fantastic body proportions and some pretty good acting skills! He could easily cross over into mainstream acting roles….He always reminded me of what Clark Gable’s son would look like! Paddy can do no wrong for me. He is Men’s “Top” Contender for me…and a hellavu “Bottom,” too!

The rare moment that is Paddy bottoming but whyyyyy does it always have to be in a role play! Last time was Xmen and the other was Game of Thrones! Now pirates!?

I think this was the only scene where Paddy cum from bottomming and he and Diego cum a lot! I just wished both guy had cum-swap!

I’m usually happy when Paddy is bottoming but this time I actually wanted him to top.

Two things:
1) This is prob the ONLY time I wished the roles were reversed for Paddy just to see Diego fucked again.
2) Diego’s formerly long hair would’ve been perfect for the pirate theme.
Despite this, I’m so happy to see Paddy bottoming again! It’ll prob be a few years before we see it again, lol!

Dude bite your tongue lol, I mean yeah I wan’t Diego on bottom, but if grows that ridiculous hair back I will kill you in your sleep. He is without a doubt the WORST “Jack Sparrow” knockoff in recorded history, I am not even going to call what they did here acting. It would be a disservice to kindergarten plays everywhere. I hate everything about these “parodies” MOST of all watching these dudes TRY and get out their lines, it is so damn awkward you have to look away. STAY in your damn wheelhouse, suck the dick, eat the ass, ride the dick – I don’t need to you talk, in fact it works best when you don’t. LOL

I know hunnie but I do love long hair on men (if they’re hot). There are exceptions, and I have to agree, Diego does look better with short hair. I happen to hate all of the parodies, and like this one, they tend to get in the way of hot sex! I guess MEN has money it needs to blow (no pun intended) on costume, sets, etc. Too bad they put an equal amount into the direction.

On a funny note – they finally found a scene where Patty’s “Pirate face” actually fits in the scene, he makes the same angry face every scene he ever gets fucked in. I wonder if he praticed that shit int he mirror LMFAO!

Paddy would even have sneer face at a family funeral you would imagine.

Aloha. My beautiful Paddy O’Brian.
I love watching that sexy stud getting fucked. Diego is as hot as ever. Wish Paddy fucked him.👍👅💪🔥

Paddy’s body is perfection.

paddy makes a great pirate diego not so much

Hopefully, Lucas Fox will be back as the bottom.

Just watched this in 1080p on the flat screen. Looks amazing. Paddy is such a fucking man. One thing….he almost lost his balance on that cliff. Good thing Diego was there for him to grab onto. Let’s not die shooting porn guys. It’s not that serious

Diego sans meh

Bare back in Europe, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone!

Never mind, I acutkay would wish that on many people lol

Did Paddy even cum?

Now I’ll grant you the oral aspect, but Paddy does not need help in the snogging department. He’s practically a facehugger.

Not really a recent thing. He has been kissing like that for a while now. Probably way back when he and Paul Walker started that “Best Mates” series. Not sure when the rimming began but I believe it was around that same time. Yes, the lack of cocksucking on Paddy’s part is annoying. I have no idea what his rationale is with respect to that. Tim from Tim Tales is gay as the day is long and I can’t remember the last time he sucked dick (on camera at least). It might’ve been way back during his Raging Stallion days. As for Paddy, I will say he has tackled four out of six of the items on the Intimate Sex Acts List and he manages to do them well. There are plenty of performers who engage in all six of those sex acts with the warmth and passion of a blowup doll. With a Paddy scene you pretty much expect his throat game not to be on display, but you also know whatever he does do on onscreen will be done with passion and vigor.

Just think of the porno discussions you’ll be having once you finish your law degree.

My thing is this – once you have done it ONCE in a scene, and it has been plastered all over theinternet as far as the human eye can travel – what is your damn deal? It’s only gay if you KEEP doing it? LOL! I give up trying to understand the gay porn industry. Maybe Paddy’s boyfriend made his mouth a “no fly” zone like Diego’s man made his asshole a “no fly” zone. There is no rhyme or reason to any of it, I mean look at the “clown car” that Johnny Vapid’s asshole is. Our’s is but to point and laugh sugar.

No…Paddy playing kissy face isn’t a more recent development. You can trace it back to 2014 in his scene with Goran. I think the kissing was the hottest part in that scene. Paddy loves kissing dudes Lol

Which one is good?

Lol. There are guys who have been in the homo game long enough to be fully vested in the gay pension fund, and they wouldn’t think to put their holes through some of the challenges Johnny has taken on with his. And yet we’ve seen Johnny double dicked more times than we’ve seen him kiss a guy. And it’s not like kissing is a struggle for him because he had no problem whatsoever making out with Jake Bass. Repeatedly. Stuff like this makes figuring people out so fun and so perplexing at the same time.

So true.

He cum extra hard while a DICK was still in his ass! I only wished he ate both the loads!

Meh. Not maintaining an erection while bottoming isn’t an indicator of disinterest. Some people can have a raging rod while getting boned, even if they’re in pain. Some people can have a flaccid fuckstick while getting poked, even if they’re experiencing pleasure. Cocks are strange and magical creatures.

Ifit happened then i missed it and i also don’t think Diego sucked dick.

Shady is the head that wears the crown.