ChaosMen: Calhoun (Solo)

So. Much. Yes. I’m always down for some country sausage. That hair looks less Opie-fied in the vid. He’s like Steven Daigle, only cuter, with a bigger dick, better beard and less baggage. I’m still trying to work out all the conflicting presentations. He’s from the South, he’s wearing a flag inspired shirt, he’s mostly into girls, loves Black girls (I’m already betting Bryan has him flip with Alonso and top Bennett), and thick girls with asses that like dicks. He likes kissing guys, rimming, and sucking big dicks that are as cute as his (Timmy, go get your man), and he really enjoys having stuff probing his ass. I wouldn’t even know where to begin digesting and processing all that info. All I know is Calhoun’s adorably sexy self needs to join the team. And judging from how he lights up at the end about sucking dick, I’d say his uniform was already handed out. Bryan can stop with the “he might come back to fuck a guy” talk. He has already been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, jizzed all over it, and shoved it another guy’s mouth while splitting his ass open.

Calhoun could potentially fill the void left by Shepherd. I’m ready to see his attempts.

A BIG yes from me!!! So hot, I mean, a little bit unfortunate hair, but that doesn’t opaque his handsomness and how hot he is. Love his voice and want to see him in action asap (please, save us a “serviced” update).

I miss Shepherd btw.