MEN: Vadim Black and Todd Fuck Tobias in ‘Alarm Clock’

Boo she is all yours. $5 says she smells and doesn’t use wet wipes or a bidet.

If he ever “dances” in SF, you’ll be the first to know.

Tho, I’m still triggered from that time I saw Trenton Ducati bend over and accidentally let a big one rip.

Ps. Love you too.

Girl.

I got me a man, another dog and a stepchild in addition to full-time work, I’ll try my best tho.

Truth tea time. So Beaux in the Castro had some dancers who were porn models the past couple of months: Diego Sans, Ryan Rose, Armon Rizzo and Jimmy Durano. It was funny because it was like the venue told them not to shower. Reeked to high heaven. White Castro gays are outa control because that lack of hygiene is in demand nowadays in SF. We like to play a game called
“Homeless, hipster or white Castro gay”.

I love my husband… and his money 🙊

Kids are fine. I had to move my son to his new sister’s school which he loves because it’s a performing arts school and he loves digital media and classic art. All is well!

In legit in panic mode over Folsom, it’s like a cloud of BO, ass, piss and blood flood the city. I take lemon pledge with me where ever I go.

Funny how models look so clean in shoots but are disgusting in real life.

When Russo bent over while dancing for Pan dulce, I coulda sworn some vermin ran out screaming “freedom!”.

I didn’t realize Tobias and Jesse were a thing. So she’s gonna be The Preacher’s Wife. Good for her.

Deliver Us From Eva Marcille Pigford.

But then she later gave us Hair Battle Spectacular and Born Again Virgin.

Ummmm…was that a read? Those receipts are so old the manufacturers have gone out of business.

Supery Gayin.

What will they think of next? That iHoeS system is truly spectacular.

If Colby can do it, so can you.

I meant Keller. Jansen’s reanimation was a while back.

For real. Last night I swallowed four Tylenol Pm’s and was still up. Shit pissed me off so I took another one and hoped I wouldn’t overdose.

We? Nah you got me beat! Jesus Christ! I’m glad you’re still here. Its a good thing my ass work at night or else I would be screwed.

LMAO. People around here already know about my drinking ‘issue’ can’t have them thinking i’m a pill-popper too.

Don’t. I laughed while typing it. I’m a working progress.

I’m one of those ( extremely ) friendly drunks. I’m talking trying to whip your dick out and suck it type of shit. And I don’t even suck dick.

Yeah, great support from friends, family and others that like throwing the bottle back. I’m not at the extreme, but I have gone to work a couple of times tipsy. However I’m still able to operate my equipment without fucking myself up or anybody around me.

Damn. Y’all on some Amy Winehouse shit. I throw back some NyQuil and I’m dunzo.