GayHoopla: Logan Piper (Jerks Off With A Huge Dildo Up His Ass)

Logan is very s3xy and very hairy most everywhere and a very handsome face I hope to see much much more of this stud

He has a cute face and a nice ass? That’s really all I got. That interview was a mess though. Other studios are guilty of that mess too, but if the model has experience with guys, maybe just talk about that instead?

And the winner for smallest dick in porn is . . .

I like him… but at a level of a 6.5 or maybe a 7. Definitely bring him back, but I don’t see him as any “superstar”.

I will say that I take it GH is listening because there were a lot of solo guys they listed that they were going to show us, that they haven’t yet. Hopefully that is because they are pushing them to sign on for duo scenes first, not because they gave up on putting them on GH.

For a more taboo topic:

Hot Guys Fuck will forever be that hardcore porn site for females, or the poor man’s straight porn site… at least until they start stuffing it with Bi content (as implied). They do that and then I will pay more attention to it. (But please make sure the women are still hot and not just 50% of them are hot like a certain other amateur site on Waybig that occasionally does Bi scenes… I for one can say it matters much, much less to me that they are “18” to that they actually hot. I mean, just like guys, I like the looks of a hot 30 or 40 something woman too. Sometimes HGF, while they have some hit female models, they also have (big) misses… much like their male models…)

Because they’re preparing you for the second time he fucked a girl, in front of their cameras. A sex joke is nothing without the proper setup.

I’m not even sure I believe part of that story. The new boyfriend was intimidated by Logan so much the girl couldn’t talk to him? If you say so. It’s more likely the liquid pussy courage didn’t kick in, he made a fool of himself, and stopped talking to her out of embarrassment.

No but let’s face it the dildo and the fact Landon said he is going to just add a bunch of “cheap” gay guys it isn’t hard to do the math.

About the snowball? They get bigger as they roll down a hill. A misunderstanding created a snowball and the mound kept getting bigger.

GH has always been that picturesque town you see in a Stephen King movie. The houses look great, the lawns are immaculate, everyone is waving hello and you think “Hey, this might be a nice place to live.” But something feels off, so you get the fuck out, opting not to stay at the local B&B. Then the whole town is revealed to be full of vampires and returned-from-the-dead pets and a host of other ghoulish things that go bump in the night. And whenever a new property listing shows up, all you can do is shake your head and think about the unsuspecting gay or bi person who goes for that mortgage. But if they can’t be bothered to do their research before moving, I can’t be bothered to call the police when the screaming starts.

It really isn’t the first time that I’ve heard the story tbh.