Ty Carter (Mystery Model #67) at GayHoopla:
Ty Carter sees about “50-100 dicks per week.” Because he works in sexual health and he helps guys get boners (try out Too Hard if you want to try that yourself). He says he loves his own big dick. So do we.
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WTF is going on with his balls in the posed photos?! Is this the opposite of blue balls? Are they filled with Flaming Hot Cheetos or something?? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2869a0642cce9ecedf02e49b114ce4c038003d11d15c3561439aed0d0fafaab3.gif
You have no idea how much I love these Doritos. I can’t eat them without my face breaking out, so I made myself give them up. I took one look at his balls and thought, “Omg, I want some spicy Doritos.”
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I have never met you, but I think I love you. I too want spicy Doritos with my Arizona Ice Tea
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GET A ROOM! Lol. 🤪
PS Snarking aside, his dick also looks delicious.
Ugh. Now you’re gonna make me look. Hold on…scanning up…yikes. That’s freshly shaved balls that didn’t have a day to calm down. With menthol shaving cream.
Vivid imagery! Well done.