ChaosMen: Johannes

Johannes at ChaosMen

Johannes at ChaosMen

Johannes at ChaosMen

Johannes at ChaosMen

Watch Johannes at ChaosMen.com

ChaosMen wrote:

So you met Johannes at the G:hOle and here is his solo video and photos.

It might seem anticlimactic to air a solo after watching him trade oral with Ransom, but this is a really hot solo.

Like I said earlier, Johannes is a German guy, living in the the U.S., and this time we get to hear his great accent. He stumbles a little bit trying to American conversions of his stats (And length!)

He is very shy about talking about his “straight” years, and actually hasn’t been Out for too long.

He is very mature and masculine, and that cock of his is amazing. He is very good about showcasing it.

He even fucks the bed and it is totally hot to see his cockhead rolling around in his foreskin.

And the load, well, it’s epic! I always worry when the guys want to be upright- the cum just lands on a towel or blanket and know way to showcase the aftermath.

But not Johannes, he practically gives himself a facial, and some how manages to nut a giant load all over his body.

It’s amazing!

My mother? well she is with my dad over in Europe getting ready for the big wedding; the truth is that your mother is the one who looks more like this guy and that is one of the reasons your father left you!

i like how you put that… “regular guy appeal”. Johannes in that grey tee and jeans… I can just picture him swigging some bear in a bar and sending out hot, manly, testosterone signals to anyone in the vicinity.

You look at him and wonder is there a hot bod under that sweaty tee. And sure enough, it’s fit, muscled, some hair and a big, effin’ dick. I’m scared of that!!!

I dig him. He has a certain je ne sais quoi.

I’m still undecided on this guy for now. At first glance, it’s a no for me. I don’t think I would be attracted to him in person (with clothes on).

OTOH, he may be interesting later in action; it’s too difficult to tell by a solo and the g:hOle scene didn’t give me enough to go on. Nice dick, tho.

Holy #@$! that’s… Nice. Is it just me, or in the sixth picture from the top, it looks like someone tore the tip of his foreskin. Creepy. I could get over it, though. The face is not model beautiful, but it’s got a certain rakish danger that works. The kinda face that looks down at you and says ‘you’re not gonna walk straight for a week, but you’re gonna be really happy…’

Joshua was before my time in this blog. However, I can say this: ABSOLUTELY!

Too bad he’s probably long gone though. :-( A year is a long time in porn time.

Wow! This guy’s got foreskin for days! I’d love to nibble on that. It looks so moist and succulent. That’s why I love uncut dicks; no scarred-over, sandpapery glans. It’s mucosal tissue after all, and should feel like the inside of your mouth. But enough of my pro-foreskin rambling…

He is really hot, but a solo is worse than oral, lol, oh well! Maybe the talking part will last longer in this, rather than just being him stroking it for 20 mins.

I knew I’d seen that dick somewhere before! Johannes performs under the name Marten Scholz (again, very German-sounding) in TitanMen’s Intuition. I hope this doesn’t mean “Johannes” won’t be back. I’d love to see that ‘shroomy uncut dick in some raw action.

Funny, I just saw that Titan movie this morning and I immediately recognized the dick (not the face…lol). He is in a hot three way in his scene and looks pretty in to the scene. I too hope this doesn’t mean he’s done with Chaos cuz there is something kinda hot about Johannes. Love the last pic above…clean up in aisle three, sign me up! Yum!

Sweet.

The one thing I will praise Chaos for, they have pretty much the most frequent updates of any site. So if you don’t like somebody, a new one comes a long quickly.

I like guys who have foreskin but his foreskin truly freaked me out for a bit. There’s a “rip” in his foreskin, the sixth picture, looks kind of weird and he’s just got a lot of foreskin. But once his head was fully retracted it all worked out and it looked oh so juicy and thick. Nice…not sure about the face and he reminds me of the Chaosmen model from last week…but that dick is nice.

I think the so-called foreskin rip is absent from the other shots, and is just a partly pulled back skin that looks weird in the one shot (begging the question of why they included it). I think the guy is quite appealing once the pants are down (which is enough for me), and it would make me very happy to see him fuck Vander the way Vander likes to be fucked, if you know what I mean.

[“Joey Tribbiani, we always know what you mean.”]

This guy is HOT. Beautiful natural body, handsome yet adorable face, juicy cock. I loved him after the oral scene but I love him even more now. Plus he’s got that sexuality that makes for a good performer. Johannes fucks Taylor? Yes, please.