Fratmen: Rene (Naked Latin Soccer Jock)

Very, very, very hot. Almost too good to be true – I was fearing the worst as I watched the video, even though in the pictures he looks absolutely fantastic (the first pic even looks a little Bel Ami-ish). I kept thinking, he’s going to turn around and his back has a huge tattoo (it doesn’t), or his cumshot would be underwhelming (it was thick and creamy). Oh, and he plays the piano – think of the possibilities for those who request private sessions.

If I must find a “flaw,” I would say Rene is not a fitting name for him. And when he opens his mouth, he does not sound nearly as sophisticated as he looks. But as the Fratpad footage goes on, he does remind me A LOT of Ricky, that goofy rascal of a man with his insanely bitching body. I declined the Fratpad subscription when I signed up for Fratmen – I just don’t have the time to follow naked guys 14 hours a day; a little goes a long way for me – so these bits of footage are very welcome. Good to see Sal there too.