GayHoopla: Rob Burry (Sexy Stripper Solo Jerkoff)

I would said it but Miss Igloo already pointed it out.

Get a grip ladies.. look at that face.. do you REALLY think that aint all power bottom? LOL Sweet mother mary on a crutch. How many times do we need to go over this? If it’s sittin on a dick, suckin a dick and or going home with CUM in it’s hair it is….. G A Y. NOT pansexual, and I don’t care what anybody says – Bisexual is a crutch for guys who don’t want to have to cook, do laundry or clean – and need the beard for family functions. SNAP the fuck out of it. I DEFY you to go to ONE straight guy that you know – pick the brokest mutha fucka you KNOW, ask him if he would consider sucking dick for 1500.00, or getting fucked for 3000.00. I will tell you what he will say. Oh HELL the fuck NO. DO IT. DO IT TODAY. So we can all get passed these oxcarts and their multilevel self hating made up sexual labels. I am SO over it.

I was so sold on this guy until I saw…well, let’s just say his dick isn’t as photogenic as the rest of him. I’m still sold, tho. I’m a basic bitch, after all.