Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson & Ken Klein in ‘Selfie Dick’ at DickDorm

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Tagged: Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson, Ken Klein, Miles II (Corbin Fisher)

41 Comments | October 27, 2016

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Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson & Ken Klein have re-invented the Selfie Stick into something far more practical: the Selfie Dick! The guys waste no time in playing with their new fuck toy. Watch these hot jocks drill themselves with the Selfie Dick and see their faces up close as they do it! The guys start to really get into it and we’re even treated to two of the guys shooting their hot loads onto the sexy bottomís ass that is begging to be showered in cum.

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I’m glad to see Charlie Pattinson doing bareback porn again, but I can’t with his facial hair. Ken is looking rough. And as much as I like seeing Brandon Evans bottom, I wish that it was a three-way flip-fuck.

“Ken is looking rough”

Indeed…and not the good rough.

He looks like he has slept in a month. And even though I like him, he’s a disappointing replacement for Trevor Long.

Uh…I thought Trevor was the hot guy that made his porn return recently? A selfie stick dildo…really? lol.

Outside of that ridiculousness, they’re all really hot. This is probably the hottest that Brandon has ever looked and he’s even hotter when he’s getting fucked. Charlie looks good in that hat with that smile. He and Ken look like they need some sleep though.

Brandon Evans is so hot. that body hair…

YES!

I don’t want to support this mess of a site, but Brandon is bae and has been bae since BSB. Loving the extra fur on him too.

This cock in that hole.

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Ken is awesome but I want to see him fucked again in the proper manner.

That first pic of Brandon is a cry for help. We need to get a field operation together and rescue him now!

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Two pluses and a minus.

The minus is Charlie?

Isn’t math fun?

It’s great to learn because knowledge is power. I’m such a nerd. I bought the anniversary DVD collection of “Schoolhouse Rock” just because ABC removed it from TV. Probably one of the few things that made kids want to learn. Between them having holidays at every waking moment (seriously, every day at my job people have kids between elementary and middle school coming in during the day) and the some of these teachers not teaching them any thing, kids get less smart in America.

If you want to know some real weirdness, I once borrowed a mathematics text book from the library and went through the whole thing so I could do partial derivatives like the modellers with whom I was working. I always did the “hard stuff” at school, and it has paid off handsomely.

That’s not weird; that’s pretty neat. My aunt said that working for the city of Oakland she had a lot of white co-workers that acted as if she was beneath them so she started reading and studying her thesaurus every not and watching “Frasier” and “Murphy Brown”. She started using words that even they didn’t know. LOL

More power to your aunt. I didn’t know she lived in the Bay area

Yep. My cousin took her and my mom to Canada this past week so that my mom could finally use her passport. Kind of a bittersweet trip. Mom said that she had some issues at the airport when she got to Vancouver and was detained because she misunderstood some directions. She said the staff there was rude to her. She tried not to feel like she was but she said she may have been racially-profiled because she and another lady, who was also black, were the only ones detained. Still not sure on how my aunt managed to bypass all of that craziness. While it was upsetting, Mom said she had fun and took some nice pictures. She said that the next time she goes to Canada, she will have to avoid Vancouver. I hate she feels that way. The hotel they were staying in was a hotel that my cousin said a lot of movie stars frequented.

Lol. Please don’t tell me it was that Randy Blue scene with Tyler and Colby.

Kids be stupid yo.

Miles- Charlie wouldn’t be such a minus if only he bottomed more often

So he could bottom with the same exhibition of emotional detachment disguised as over the top enthusiasm he puts into his topping scenes? No thanks.

OK you make a valid point. I have an unhealthy obsession with buttholes

So do many proctologists.

lolol

Just me but why does Charlie remind me of Johnny Rapid in some of his pics?

Maybe similarly odd dramatized facial expressions??

Yeah but that shit is scary.

I Wish Charlie and his bad sex, zoolander facial expressions would go the hell away. He like a darn fungus.

I love Brandon Evans.

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About time that Ken finally has a last name.

How did this ratchet site get Brandon? The scenes are so stupid and distracting that even this 2.0 hairier version of Brandon can’t make them hot. If ever there was reason for a pornstar Go Fund Me it would be to help get him connected with a decent studio.

Brandon baby.. more is not always better. Kick Pattinson out the scene and it might have been hot. I love watching Brandon take a dick, but the sight of that fool just kills it. Brandon, get thee to CockyBoys – where they will shower you with hot tight men, and treat your ass like the place of worship it is.

BUT. I do fucking love that Brandon has finally embraced his slutty inner bottomness. I KNEW this guy was a cock hungry power bottom!! Now, if Corbin Fisher would just get busy in the $$$ department and get Sebastian all bent over there will be 2. I know a power bottom when I see one.

Brandon just keeps getting hotter. The others..not. Brandon should move elsewhere where he could be appreciated more. The only scene I liked with Charlie Pattinson was the one at Corbin Fisher where he was Miles and bottomed.

This whole thing looks a mess. No one saves it.

Charlie is awful because he cannot maintain an erection. If you’re straight, just do straight porn, cam shows or something, but spare us your boredom. He is very cute, in a Justin Bieber sort of way, but he’s too basic to be such a whack performer. He dick is little and he got love handles, so he needs to perform or go!

I will never understand this. Straight guys doing gay porn is the equivalent of a person taking a job that brings them a lot of money but they aren’t happy doing it. That’s why I tell people to get the fuck out of my face when it comes to my major of Modern Languages of Spanish. Even if you think it won’t bring a lot of money, it has a ton of opportunities in my area and I’d rather have a myriad of opportunities than to have a job that gets me a ton of money but I hate getting up and going to it. That being said, that doesn’t mean I don’t want a job that brings a lot of money; the important thing is that I want one that keeps the bills paid

Absolutely, beyond that though, it’s a slap in the face to gay men. We have eyes! We can see that you’re not enjoying yourself. It’s like they don’t even care. I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of unrequited lust or love. If I don’t rock your boat, please abandon ship!!

Give me Ken’s blond-stoner-I’ve-been-awake-since-3am-because-Daylight-Savings-Time-fucked-me-over-looking self any day. He’s just a hottie. DON’T LOOK FOR HIS SOCIAL MEDIA!!! I want to keep the damn lie alive this time!

Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson & Ken Klein in ‘Selfie Dick’ at DickDorm

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