Tex Ranger knows that college life can suck if you don’t get into the right frat. What he doesn’t realize is that getting into the right frat is probably going to suck too. Or, at least, it’s gonna require some sucking. For Dante Martin and James Shields, there’s nothing they like better than rushing a new pledge, and for good reason. As Tex pleads his case to join, the guys are really only interested in one qualification, and so they invite Tex to have a seat on the sofa.