JakeCruise: Bo Dean (Jake’s Birthday Surprise)

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

Bo Dean (Jake's Birthday Surprise) at Jake Cruise

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Jake wrote:

I was a little disappointed I had to work on my 50th birthday, directing a scene between Bo Dean and Seth Sweet. I was getting ready when Jasun popped in on me with the behind-the-scenes camera and said we were about to begin filming. When I opened the doors expecting to find Bo and Seth, instead I’m greeted by my staff and a thunderous “Surprise!” It doesn’t take me long to notice the HUGE present wrapped up in the corner. It looks like it could be a TV or something big, but as I approach it Bo Dean pops out, naked and already rock hard. I knew it was something big!

Bo is aggressive as ever, literally ripping my shirt off, buttons flying off like bullets. Once naked, we attack each other like crazed animals. The lust is palpable within the room. As if Bo couldn’t get any tastier, I put some icing on his cock and ass and deep throat that monster of his. He begins to fuck my face so hard I thought I might die! I can’t imagine a happier ending.

Finally, Bo slips his huge tool in my ass and I immediately begin howling with pleasure. I’ve had a lot of cock in my day, but NOTHING compares to the fuck Bo gives me. Bo is a fuck-machine with no mercy for his prey! After the pounding of my life Bo cums in my mouth (which is even better then the cake from the party). With Bo laying next to me I jerk-off until I pop in my hand.

The party has been exhausting, and I’ll need some time to recover. I put Bo back in the gift box and tape him up till next year. Happy birthday…to me!

50th birthday?! Who is this bitch fooling?!

This was nothing but a complete freak show, the cake involved was completely grotesque. Then again this is Orca we’re talking about here. Then they have the gall to eat cake while watching this catastrophe in front of them?!

I can’t wait to read the comments about Jake Cruise. Because it’s fun to read. And it helps me improving my english skill (especially slang english)

Those people probably worked in a morgue before, managing not to throw up at that sight… This is beyond weird. And that woman is probably Bo’s something…

that chick is bo’s sister. and this is some train wreck that people pass off as art. they probably thanked him for this shit after it was all over. Then they went home and cut themselves. The first picture in this set really captured bo’s true feelings. sadness.

If Jake is only 50, he aged extremely badly. My father is 54 and he’s not nearly as flabbly, saggy, and….old-looking as Jake.

And seeing this nauseating spectacle being watched by others makes it even more gross.

Omg I dont know how his friends can nonchalantly eat cake while watching Jake get fucked, How they can keep that cake down is a miracle on its self.

The entire photo shoot just reeks and feels like a Jerry Springer show gone horribly wrong. And as much as well intentioned those friends are to get Jake a …’present’ (the bursting out of Bo from the box had me laughing out loud) it is one of those moments where I prefer to enjoy my present alone…AND NOT in front of other people.

The whale has upped the ante on grossness and this is it. Congratulations for hitting a new low Jake. I wonder how the ‘audience’ watching can stomach their cake and at the same time feeling deeply ashamed inside.

when I read the read-up that said “Jake’s birthday surpise” I thought “oooh, not feeling too good about THIS update.” If only I had known what was in store.

I wonder if Jake plans on putting out a greatest hits dvd, or should it be called worst hits dvd. he could put the one where the young guy rimmed him and tasted his cum on there, the one where he fisted the young guy and they had sweaty sex, the one where he fucked the young guy and he asked Jake to stop becuase it was hurting. and of course this one would be on there.

man, usually when jakecruise features a model, it ruins the guy for me. this update has actually ruined CAKE for me. crap, am i gonna have to have pie now on birthdays? fuck you, jake, for ruining another of my great loves.

Jake is only 50? He looks at least 10 to 15 years older? Get this man to Cybernetics. Even with too much ink, Bo Dean is one hot guy. Let’s hope he got twice his usual rate for this shoot.

lol @ them all looking bored/weirded out in the background. is that really bos sister?? if so how sad to sit and watch your brother whore himself out with this fat repulsive pig for a little green

you have to wonder if Jake is training that black guy to be his replacement when he retires. we may have just ushered in a whole new era of creepy porn.

Fun Orca Whale Facts.. A typical orca whale’s lifespan is between 20 and 40 years though some may live to be 80..and Orcas have distinctive markings of black and white..Does anyone know how to spot a 50(60) year old Sperm Whale? …

I dream of the same kind of birthday party! Jack is truly blessed! I wish that Jack will invite me to attend his birthday party? But I want Leo G. to be the present for the guest like me! not kidding!!! hahahahaha

Ok, but WHO is that HUNK and a HALF with the tattoos holding the camera? Get HIM naked next, please!!!! Holy shit… men like that should not be allowed to wear pants.

I really need to learn that the brain isn’t like a hard drive, which you can erase things from. How the hell do these people eat cake while seeing Jake have sex, and then go home and sleep well at night?

Someone said 50 in whale years, that is about right. Also that is about right everyone is about teh same age group there. Unbelievably gross to see old people getting on but that is at least homogenous as far as age/weight is concerned.

Jake’s fuck scene is like dogs doing it in a field with an audience.

Seriously, I thought Orca was around 65. He looks really, realy bad for his age. I guess that’s what all the meds do to your body. That, and consuming every beer and doughnut which gets within 3 metres and is sucked in by his gravitational pull. No need to be afraid of the Large Hadron Collider as we already have a black hole.

As much as I honor Jake and his business acumen and ability to score beefy men for his films, I was utterly and completely stunned to read that he’s only 50. He looks ten years older than that. Time for a workout regimen, a new diet, and even a new facial look.

As for the party going on as Jake and his pal have sex, well, what can anyone right except to each their own. Voyeurism is an honorable thing. After all, every one of us who goes to WayBig is a voyeur.

@tobias – “business acumen”? Oh fucking please! You studied political correctness in school, didn’t you?

The new facial look Orca needs is a full-length bourka.

50? Really? 50? No way. I would have thought the milestone birthday was 60. I guess he’s abused his body a lot. This is what too much food and not enough exercise does to you. As for the fun and games going on in this sequence, I guess Pin The Tail On The Donkey would have been boring.

Waybig owes us an apology, because they know they’re wrong for this shit..and Bo ought to be embarassed, because I sure in the hell am ebarassed for him.

some problems here – “disappointed I had to work on my 50th birthday (which should have been some time around 1988) – I thought you are the fucking boss – you hire these guys to have sex with you so if you were disappointed it was your own stupid fault for not scheduling a day off to sign up for your social security and Medicare –

But imagine how disappointed Bo Dean was when he found out it was Jakes tried old ass he was gonna have to fuck for like the 20th time – but I guess when your selling your ass (or your dick) you can’t be too picky about who’s buying it ….

When I saw the first picture I thought hurray, it’s Jake’s retirement party and I got all happy and shit! Then I saw it was just another birthday and got all disappointed.

@nick – that’s much better, thanks!

in the pic of him on his back (6th from the bottom) jake looks like he’s having one of his alzheimer’s moments. perhaps he just forgot he was 73 and thought it was his 50th?

People actually ATE while they watched this????!!!! I bet they all had to run to the nearest Rite Aid to get Pepto Bismol after that meal!!
50? Puhlleeeeeeeeez. My brother is 50 and he could pass for Jake’s son! No way Orca! You’re at least early 60’s.

In the text Jake writes that Bo popped out of the box “already rock hard”. If he was, then Bo must have been expecting Seth. Notice the first shot of him popping out of the box doesn’t actually show him looking at Orca, and then the next shot of Bo with Orca shows Bo limp. What a horrible surprise, the bitter disappointment clearly visible in Bo’s expression in the first picture of the series.

saggy man boobs,flabby ass,crack whore tranny,damon dogg from treasure island on the camera wow what a PARty! damn wish I was invited.50 years- 50 long years, 50 dog years. PUHleeze- that is the biggest load of shit I have ever read in the jake cruise write up. this is sick,twisted and eerily pleasurable.do it again jake do it again for me.

That’s hot. love how he has non-porn actors just watching them two go for it. very nice! I’ll keep my subscription up. keep ’em coming jake!

Jake is lying about his age. This is a major birthday, but it has to be his 60th. He does not look 50. There’s no way he’s 50. He’s too haggard looking. He looks like a sloppy 60. Truth be told, I’ve seen 60-year olds who look much better than Jake does. As for the sexual stuff going on, well, it really is a matter of who cares? I’m not bothered that people are watching him, but am bothered that this is on Jake’s website which charges for this stuff. That said, I also want to say that this is a boring sex sequence and wildly uninteresting.

Yeah, I find it hot that he has people watching. I don’t understand where all this Jake hate comes from. All he does is run a website, and it’s not like he’s making you come here and look at it.

Really people, after the 49278324234th post, it does get tired seeing all you people desperately trying to be original in your insults against him. I mean, I think it’s pretty fucking obvious Jake is older and does not have the body of an ‘amateur’ porn star…

One thing I do know is that the man richer than me, having sex with guys leagues hotter than the ones I get, and is doing what he loves… I’m a slight bit envious.

Is this his Centennial Birthday Celebration?
For sure Jake put this black whale on purpose making me not the most ugliest whale on the group…
I just wondered how Bo could sleep at night after seeing 2 horrifying witches.

Words fail to express how I truly feel. The ass licking of the frosting from Bo’s ass was too much, it was fine before that. But Jake has pretty much ruined cake, and birthday parties for me. How creepy that all those people are just sitting there eating cake. Ugh.

yep LOLman after the 49278324234th post it’s truly amazing to find people who come here and try to defend this kind of low rent porn – it’s like a train wreck where you know you shouldn’t look but you just have to. and don’t bet on Jake being richer than you are because time are hard for many of these sites (some of the porn web merchants are now selling Jake’s DVD’s for as low as $4.98 – believe me times aren’t good when your $29, $39 & $49 merchandise hits the bargain bin at less than $5 – but for $5 they do make a great GAG gift (in the most literal sense). certainly there is a market for this stuff but I would imagine it’s becoming more and more narrow as time goes by.

What the fuck is this shit? I’ve honestly never laughed at porn before but this is hilarious. Fucking old nasty as fuck perv and his fat retarded staff eating cake. What the holy fuck. They actually released this?

Someone once suggested that the way to find the most popular porn was to look at the number of comments. Well, here we have 82 and counting. I wish my birthday parties were this merry; I have been laughing to the point of tears.

That staff must be so deadened to this.

The minute I saw this, my first thought was on the kind of comments I could expect to see on the message board. I was ROFLing reading the responses!!! Thanks guys for not disappointing. I think I almost look forward to JakeCruise updates just to read the comments. It’s amazing how he repulses so many guys, yet we all some how keep coming back for more! Amazing…

Fifty??? That’s something to look forward to. Maybe parts of him are 50 but what about the rest? With all the money he is making you think he could at least afford a Thighmaster and some Slimfast.
One word: Yikes!!!

All of the commenters who say Jake looks like he’s more than 50, this is how 50 looks like without roid, wax or if you actually have money not to give a shit about how you look like.

I bet most of you spend too much time in low self esteem room to actually notice how real people look like in real life.

Losers.

I would have thrown up that cake looking at him. This guy is nasty. I guess it does give fat disgusting guys in their 90 hope that if they have money they can get laid.