JakeCruise: Vance Crawford Massaged

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

Vance Crawford Massaged at JakeCruise

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Jake wrote:

“A star is born.” one member commented after seeing Vance for the first time. I couldn’t agree with him more. That body and those bedroom eyes…woof! Vance is so sexy my tongue is buried in his ass before I can even apply the oil! I somehow manage to compose myself and start the massage, but my self control soon wanes and I find my mouth wrapped firmly around his fat cock. With a guy as hot as Vance can you blame me!? Well, at least his dick gets a great massage, exploding into my hands and onto his glistening, ripped chest.

AaronJL says:

EEEEEEK!

tomtomson says:

I KNOW!!!!

Delian07 says:

Vance looks TERRIFIED! Porn should arouse my lust, not my pity.

And did anyone notice how small Vance’s erection is compared to his other appearances? He must be extremely uncomfortable.

Too bad, because I think he’s pretty hot (though he’s got more ink than I like).

jmdrwac says:

He has more ink than the New York Times print shop.

But why wouldn’t he feel uncomfortable around that fat, lecherous, disgusting sack of shit?

I assume that any decent looking guy who goes on camera with this pig owes a lot of money to bookies and is at risk for getting their legs broken if they don’t come up with $$$.

Delian07 says:

Hah! You’re awesome.

I just wish they did a better job of covering up his disgust like they do with the other models. I find his blatant discomfort deeply disturbing.

I work with Photoshop on a daily basis, and know how easy it is to completely alter a person’s expression. Just a few clicks would have made a world of difference in these pics.

mat says:

lol or maybe they are just interested in working for all the sites he owns…and this is the little *burp* price to pay..

LA Clergy says:

Unless they can retouch the expressions in the video clip photoshop the still pics is a waste of time. Well this assuming that Jake has a lot of subscriptions. I doubt that.

Stanley Kowalski says:

Lecherous, maybe. But “disgusting sack of shit?” jmdrwac, what the fuck happened to you that you are so fucking bitter? You are the one who seems more like a disgusting sack of shit.

I like the dude getting a massage, i just wish he would have left his underarms as unshaven as his asshole.

jmdrwac says:

Not bitter about anything. Just want the world to be safe for my eyeballs.

As for how “disgusting” I may be, a subject on which you have no basis to comment, suffice it to say that the number of people who’ve ever me me and shre your opinion is zero.

mat says:

UHAAAAAAAA PFUUUUUUUUUUU EWWWW FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Sushi says:

Lance is delish, and reminds me of a young, in shape Tyler Florence from the Food Network. Shame about that bleeding Spiderman sleeve tat though. Ugh.

But WHO is paying to see that gross old man? I don’t know how he stays online?

freakish says:

Both of them are ugly. They belong together.

FFVIIMidgar says:

Vance is fugly as hell so I could care less that he’s thrown into Orca’s pit for his feeding time.

luca says:

It’s like as if I’m watching child-porn right now, even though the guy is like 20.

FTLRSW says:

You are soooo right!

Ryder25 says:

I did NOT need this today.

Established One says:

Totally ruined by Orca. It’s a NO for me!

brandon85 says:

Do u guys think Jake is really as creepy as he seems? Dumb question huh

Mean Gene says:

Lookin’ GOOD, Jake!

Vance, man up and grow your eyebrows back.

josh69 says:

How about some some eyebrow tattoos?..Or he could tattoo some eyeballs on his his eyelids so even when he is sleeping he will look like he’s bat shit crazy like Orca…

sliderboi says:

the hideous tattoo distracted me from looking at The Orca just enough to avoid vomiting.

Daniel says:

Why did he have to ruin a perfectly fine body with such a hideous tattoo? The colour and mass of it makes his arm look like it’s been skinned!

kingbelly says:

eeew you’re so right about that!

Brock722 says:

I think the worst part of these Jake Cruise updates, seriously, is Jake’s creepy nearly dead eyes looking straight at the camera. Even when he smiles, the eye creepiness remains. I don’t think it’s terribly fair to refer to him as fat or orca anymore, as he has lost considerable weight, though everything else about him and this site makes me still as uncomfortable as ever.

Great comment about Vance’s arm looking “skinned”; that’s exactly the right word for that abhorrent tattoo.

curve says:

I wonder if Jake will be able to turn Vance into a good performer for Jake cruise media. Because were it stands he is horrible at being a porn star. And not just his gay scenes even his straight one. I think he is a good example of a person that just because they have a nice body and cute face doesn’t equal porn star!