ChaosMen: Joiner (Solo)

Joiner (Solo) at ChaosMen

Joiner (Solo) at ChaosMen

Joiner (Solo) at ChaosMen

Joiner (Solo) at ChaosMen

Joiner (Solo) at ChaosMen

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ChaosMen wrote:

Joiner is 27, and you can tell he has likely been in shape all his life. He is actually naturally hairless, but did have his pubes shaved.

He used to play hockey, but now swims avidly, for which he is used to removing all his hair- which isn’t much to begin with. He did grow back his pubes, though it kind of doesn’t look like it. I looked close at his arm and leg hair and the dude just doesn’t have much going on. His pubes actually are pretty much grown out!

I loved hanging out with Joiner. He is smart guy, business-minded, mature and what an amazing face and smile on him!

He has one those banana shaped dicks that is long and dangles and swings free, even when he is soft. A “Show-er”

Joiner loves to fuck girls reverse cowgirl style, which we agreed works perfectly with the bend in his dick.

And this guy was horny. Wanting to bust his nut the entire shoot.

In his final position he is facing away from the TV, his head practically upside down. I asked him if he wanted to move to a more comfortable position to bust in, but he said, “I’m ready to go right now”

So I scrambled and got my cameras ready, and true to his word, he was squirting out one major load in no time at all-despite the awkward upside down viewing angle.

He is down for a blowjob, so stay tuned for next week!

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Are gaping holes amazing? For me, a tight hole LOOKS the best because it implies less usage and a better feel if I were to fuck it. Some dude who’s obviously had his o-ring blown out doesn’t look sexy to me.

A floppy dick, nicely hung. Most cute in the face. Nice body. Eyes are yummy. Fazz is right about the Lorenzo Lamas look (in his earlier days…have no idea what he looks like now). Now pair him up! :-D

Attractive guy; a little too much forehead for me, so bangs might balance it out. But nice, pouty lips. Overall, I like his swimmer’s build. Something tells me he’ll be a good performer if he does more than a bj.

I tend to agree about the forehead. Wow… and I thought the bad guy in Green Lantern had a large forehead. But I guess with a body like that, one could learn to overlook.

Come to think of it, he looks cross-eyed in some of the pics. Maybe he’s trying to watch the movie on his forehead. Someone should tell him it’s not showing right now.

He’s not a bad looking guy, but it’s just not a look that turns me on, especially facially. Not sure how to explain it,. Don’t particularly like the hair — shows too much forehead.

For the record, I made the forehead comment before seeing fresero’s comment. We were posting at about the same time.

It’s ok, we’re all seeing this dude’s big ass forehead, which is made more prominent by his tilting it forward and his chin back. He’d prolly benefit from a different hair-do.

I think he’s mostly pretty boring and I’m unable to extrapolate his looks into some sort of estimate of what he’d be as a performer. People who can do that are pretty fascinating. I think this dude is pretty flatly “good” and thus kinda boring. His face, his body nor his cock are interesting to me. I think his cock actually suffers from being curved down because it’s really easy for him to not look “excited”, like a dude who’s dock points up when it’s hard.

Nice from the neck down. He’s not unattractive but the hair needs work. Maybe a buzz/shave and some scruff, if he can pull it off. Also, holy precum! I’d like to see him get fucked and see him precum while taking it.

Expression in that first pic is a little creepy? Or is it simply offputting??

Things don’t really improve thereafter. But what’s really weird to me is that in some pics, dude has a fleeting resemblance to babe Dustin Zito (of Fratpad and The Real World fame). And when I say “fleeting,” I mean in time that can be measured in picoseconds.

Don’t know how to rationally reconcile that particular observation; ‘cuz while Dustin is a certified hottie, this guy is the polar opposite of that.