ChaosMen: Simon II (Solo)

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMenSimon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen

Simon II (Solo) at ChaosMen


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Simon is full on gay guy who has a pretty mundane day job. Some nights he dances at clubs for extra cash, and everyone is always telling him he should do porn. He was looking for something more exciting to do.

He has a great body from years of gymnastics and is also pretty darn flexible. Simon says he doesn’t work out, but is “coasting” on the build he got from gymnastics. Grrr!

Simon has a lot of tatts, but I dunno, I think they are kind of cool looking on him, and with his bald head and mixed-heritage, it makes him all the more exotic looking. He has big whopper of a cock on him, though he says he likes to be dominated and fucked however the guy wants him.

His cock pre-cums a lot and he plays and licks up the juice in the video.

Simon’s load is amazing and must have tasted good as he drizzled it into his mouth!

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I wish Cruz wasn’t a related link. I’d rather not be reminded of his existence. I am furious with them for not using him again.

Ha!! Just last night, I wrote the following on this blog: “If you’re attractive and a little darker (skin and hair), and of an indeterminate heritage, then you’re more likely to be labeled as “exotic”…”

Then, lo and behold, there’s THIS little nugget in Simon’s “backstory”: “Simon has a lot of tatts, but I dunno, I think they are kind of cool looking on him, and with his bald head and mixed-heritage, it makes him all the more exotic looking.”

If you’ve ever done *ANY* traveling across these great United States (or hell, even managed to turn on a tv in the last couple of decades – never mind the whole world that’s at your fingertips and immediately accessible courtesy of the ‘net), you’d know that Simon here is about as “exotic” as mom’s apple pie.

We have got to get over this fetishization of black and brown people. And Bryan really has got to get out more.

Simon is sexci a/f and deserves a return shot. But I have the sneaking suspicion that he’s a “one and done.”

He’s definitely got an interesting look. Not unattractive to me but not getting me terribly excited either.

Btw, waybig missed a CM post about the Ginger twink solo before this dude.

He’s got a dome on him, but dermal piercings and tattoos aside, he’s got a sweet ass that needs to get fucked. If y’all don’t want him, I’ll take him.

Body yes, face and tats a big NO. So overall, forget it, Bald is almost always an automatic NO for me, unless maybe the guy has an extremely cute face.

He would look so much better with hair. I hope they find the cure for baldness in the next 5-10 years, some guys just can’t pull it off.

On another note… damn, that body is hot.