ChaosMen: Bentley Layne (Solo)

Oh no she better don’t! Ms. Ockert is smoking something if she thinks we aren’t retiring that name. Bentley belongs on the Legends List. This dude has a nice dick and a hole that has probably seen more partygoers than a Cici’s Pizza. And he’s cute in a “Yeah, I went to jail. But only because I got caught with some dime bags during a routine traffic stop and that was a parole violation” kind of way. But he is not allowed to bring that name over from those other sites. With that huge ass Batman tat, I will take to calling him Bruce Layne.

Now Bruce Bruce, I don’t know what type of bullshit you and Bryan are trying to pull with all this titty and buddy talk, but you ain’t foolin’. Me. You and your buddy will probably be fucking tomorrow, and I’m sure it won’t be the first, second or third time for you two.