Sean Cody: Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback)

Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback) at SeanCody

Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback) at SeanCody

Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback) at SeanCody

Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback) at SeanCody

Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback) at SeanCody

Deacon Fucks Cole In Nearly Every Kama Sutra-esque Sexual Position at Sean Cody:

Deacon and Cole are in the middle of a heated, deep kiss swapping spit and feeling on each other’s hard, muscular bodies.

“How am I supposed to keep my hands off of this thing?” asks chiseled Deacon, as he grabs Cole’s bubble butt.

“Can you really blame us at all?” says Cole while feeling up on Deacon’s abs. He continues, “I’m very excited for us today!”

“Oh, that’s good cause I’ve heard what amazing things your legs can do, your ass can do and I want to put you in some positions today,” says Deacon coyly. “What positions do you like?” asks Deacon.

All of them!” quips Cole.

Watch Deacon and Cole at Sean Cody

Watch Deacon and Cole at Sean Cody

Sven Sebastian says:

Deacon is so freaking hot. Definitely looking forward to see this scene.

lastshine says:

I prefer Asher and Deacon as bottoms. I love to see them get dominated together

Bree Van de Kamp says:

If this isn’t a massive middle finger to all of us I don’t know what is. This has to be some kind of a joke.

Bair says:

You don’t know what is. You don’t know; you REALLY, REALLY don’t. If you think an update with the gorgeous Deacon and the cutie Cole is Sean Cody saying “Fuck You”, then you don’t know baby,..naw you don’t, naw you don’t, you don’t know baby.

Miss Tea says:

WOW,boring ordinary white model fucks ordinary white model that no one cares about.Superb.

moondoggy says:

I will judge it when I see it. Not before.

Steve Crockett says:

I was so hoping Deacon’s partner was going to be Jackson or newbie Clark . . . .

Kevin says:

According to Sean Cody Cole has an amazing ass, where any of you aware of that?

Mark says:

They also said that Joaquin has a bubble butt.

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Btw, I just saw that Brysen deleted/hid his bf’s pics. They don’t follow each other (I don’t know if they used to follow each other).

I should have saved the shirtless pics of the bf.

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Kevin says:

Brysen still has his pic with his ex Barron on his FB. The bf is just a regular twink, nothing special if you ask me. Last time i checked his bf did not have any pics of Brysen on his IG, maybe he parents don’t know about Brysen adult work.

gaycockluvr says:

I have no interest in seeing Deacon’s topping attempts.

Edit: Did BairBot create a new account or something? Why can I see it’s posts now?

cammaxx says:

My thoughts exactly.

P-laudy says:

You right bitch… Cheers!!!

sasuk388 says:

yes some should stay bottoms. like sean. mmm i love him

sasuk388 says:

maybe if the bottom i want to see. i would check out. but has to be new or hot and a fiip

Brandon85 says:

My dearest Bair I’ll never block you. BTW where is my favorite troll TST TST? I worry he may have harmed himself.

BLACKjHAMMER says:

Cock I 2 am now seeing that annoying BITCHES comments !!!

CarlA says:

I don’t give a damn what anyone says, Deacon is hot as fuck and his body is chisel perfect. I love seeing him top, because I get to see his banging body in motion, thrusting, rippling and tightening. The other dude…..eh. So, I’m ALL the way GOOD! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/793be89403f6f4000e069595c2e4ba2cd6f20127c698bf45c682785b91104ad5.gif

elmtree says:

I actually am fully in board with most of what you say. I will watch Deacon’s “body in motion” in ANY form. It’s stunningly delicious. “The other dude…eh” is also perfectly on point.

CarlA says:

Ain’t it the truth?!?! Haters be gone.

Eclipse says:

He’s gorgeous and it hurts so much that this company has fallen from its golden age during his tenure. He deserves the classic excellent camera work, the hot AF partners (Calvin :( ) and more.

Jermaine says:

A-freaking-men! 👏 I scrolled through the comments and thought “am I really the only one that enjoys seeing Deacon top?” I need to see that perfect body of his to tap some booty more often! 😋

some charge says:

No, itno the trash bin it goes.

ajholditdownbaby says:

Never have and never will be into Cole..Deacon can always get tho!

jinger says:

Happy to see him top, but he looks flaccid as fuck :(

Redphyro says:

As much as I love Deacon, I honestly think that this is a disappointing week for Sean Cody.

CarlA says:

Deacon can get it anytime!

Miloš Del Rey says:

I know alot of people aren’t fans of Cole but I like to cut him some slack. He’s one of the few Sean Cody models that are actually gay and like what they do. Plus I don’t find him drop dead gorgeous but he is cute.

some charge says:

Actually openly gay guys are not rarity at Sean Cody anymore, but they put them in one role and it sucks.

Scrapple says:

I don’t dislike Cole, but all these vids later it’s like he still doesn’t have a personality. And they don’t really seem too focused on letting him develop one. He’s basically just a piece of ass they bring in every so often, and that’s that.

Eclipse says:

As fucked up as it is, you’re totally right. Kaleb is the hot straight guy who will let you jerk him off for a price, Deacon’s the happily committed gym rat who messages guys for him to fuck with his betrothed, and Daniel’s the premature mid-life crisis daddy who doesn’t have an off switch. Cole’s just a ghost as far as personalities go on that site. I literally can’t think of anything distinguishing about him so, considering that I can for most repeat models, that’s really bizarre in and of itself. It’s ironic.

Scrapple says:

Kaleb? Straight? Kaleb is that guy who will fuck anyone because he’s horny and you told him he was hot, or you brought him some weed and a few steak carnitas.

Eclipse says:

I’ve never bought that he isn’t tbh. The overreacting always screams “is this good enough?? When do I get my paycheck again?” Given that he’s had multiple partners and has never really shown genuine enthusiasm for any of them, I just feel bad for him.

I hope the man at least asks for some pricier foodstuffs than that every once in a while though.

Scrapple says:

That’s SC’s direction. They want all the models to treat gay sex like performance art. But there are glimpses through the veil. Usually when he’s bottoming. I’d say you can see it in his scenes with Jayden, Derrick and Blake.

He just needs to eat more organic protein.

Eclipse says:

They used to have such good directors too. I randomly watched Jarek’s scene with then Sheridan and man it’s like night and day when compared to nowadays. It was such passionate fucking with a great top getting off. Sheridan used to be so cute back then too.

As for the glimpses, he could just be one of those straight guys that likes to get his prostate hammered and/or the occasional organic protein shake.

Scrapple says:

They’re too focused on acrobatic stunt dicking than letting the models generate real heat. Jarek was never the same once he left, which is a shame. I liked Sheridan when he bulked up a little. His twink and drugged out phases (allegedly) did nothing for me. Also, that L’Oreal phase was another no.

I think the reason you see it more with his bottoming is because it’s harder to keep up that posturing “I’m only doing it for the money” façade. When’s he’s topping he slips into that role easily because of the director…and to cover up any potential erection issues. I really think he’s one of those “I don’t believe in labels…because my family might be watching” guys. But he has seemed a little swishy since his solo.

Eclipse says:

The fucking piledrivers are the saddest MG change (besides the oompa loompa color issues). Had no idea about Sheridan, sad. I liked him bulked up but he got too tatted.

Fair enough. Erection issues are pretty telling though. Guy may just like getting his booty blasted.

Scrapple says:

They think that stuff is hot, for some reason.

The Sheridan thing was talk. But it was said that’s why he bounced around so much. And he was looking quite rough for a while.

I haven’t looked at Kaleb’s solo in a while to see if that issue was there too. I think with bottoming, his thing is more about getting bitched out than prostate simulation. Some guys get off on giving up that control.

Bair says:

??? You have presented the box that you put someone in as his personality. It’s not. Your sarcastic labeling of someone is not his personality. It is the one-dimensional ROLE you’ve REDUCED him to play…in your mind. For example, Landon was recently labeled here as the “token” Black. That is not his personality. Cole is an introvert. Extroverts think ALL should be like them in order to have a personality. Cole’s personality is: he is reserved, quiet, thoughtful, NUANCED…ETC. His personality is that he is not faking an extroverted personality to get your approval. He is being cautiously himself and not trying to hog the show. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98744c937e8292d5d0040d3baf596d0d41173706f48cdacd07cad7898957cea4.gif

Eclipse says:

It’s gay porn. There isn’t much nuance to gleam from five minute “interviews” and heavily (and poorly ever since the sale) edited fucking. Regardless, most porn stars at the very least exaggerate their actual personalities for the camera. I have nothing against Cole, I was just pointing out that he gets lost in the shuffle.

But then again, perhaps your arguments would hold more weight if you didn’t just post ad-like responses to everything. This used to be THE studio that all others wanted to be. You defending them when quality from all angles has continued to drop precipitously is as disingenuous as most of the “personalities” I mentioned.

Bair says:

LOL And if they EXAGGERATE they get criticized here for exaggerating and not being their real selves. If they are their real selves, as Cole is,
they get criticized here for not exaggerating. My hope is the Sean Cody
performers know NOT to pay any attention to the posts here, which are
quite often made by those who want this to be a place to come and dump their personal disappointments with all sorts of schizophrenic demands of the performers. My point is that one is either an Introvert or an Extrovert. That is the basis of our “personalities”. Cole has the
PERSONALITY of an Introvert, and you seem to be demanding that he
pretend to be who he is not (an extrovert). Instead, you could get WOKE and develop an appreciation for the more subtle personalities of Introverts, and their INTRIGUINGLY inward nature. ;-) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0396b4c09bb79a1e2994e42e1c40e94f808008272fc73671b50f4dc32d412562.gif

Daniel Hayes says:

You’re right! I don’t like that scene, because the pairing is weird to me and I don’t feel Deacon as top. But Cole is actually cute and it’s nice to see that he actually enjoys it. I’d like to see him again, but with someone like Jax.

freater says:

So bored with deacon. Cole is hot though! Hope to see him bottom more!

CarlA says:

Not!

Young Neil says:

I think I finally see too that Cole will eventually become really hot, but unfortunately, Sean Cody, AGAIN, it is not this week. Rather than checking back again next month, let’s try giving him a few more years instead.

JK3 says:

I said long ago that the moment Asher stopped filming with Deacon, Deacon was going to be in demand and Asher was going to disappear. Little did I know that they would resort to letting Deacon top pad his scenes.

Why are there Aretha gifs in the comment section for this scene? Whew chile … the desperation.

HaloH25 says:

Perhaps my life is so devoid of sex that I can’t remember what “good topping” vs. “bad topping” looks like…I’m practically a virgin reborn. 😭

I digress; I just came here for Deacon…I have absolutely no idea who the other guy is, and that’s okay…this no-face helps me to fantasize that I’m in his place, I don’t even swim and Deacon could get me in the pool looking like Michael Phelps! Deacon looks sexy as hell and I’m not mad about it.
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Guy says:

Deacon stinks as a top!

Scrapple says:

This vid mostly left me cold. The first half didn’t have anything going for it except for the cum eating/sharing. Deacon being not even close to hard after being sucked off and rimmed by Cole was the first red flag. The fucking was all about Deacon showing off his body. It was like he was Christian Bale in American Psycho, and the only thing missing was “Sussudio” playing in the background. The second half was kind of better. The rimming was good, and Deacon seemed less self-focused. Some kissing here and there during the fucking, but again, it lacked a sustained connection. It was like Deacon was more happy about having someone work his dick than about Cole being the one working his dick. The facial was cool. More cum eating. But Deacon’s posing at the end with Cole licking him? No. Deacon can’t pull off the whole “Worship me” thing.

I will say, Cole surprised me with his dick grinding skills. I didn’t know he could wine that waist.

jinger says:

Gay models don’t get dick pills or what? Maybe he refused to take anything. Either way they screwed up, you just don’t put out porn with flaccid dicks.

Scrapple says:

Maybe Deacon doesn’t get one because he’s bi. Wasn’t that the story being told a while back?

Sometimes it feels like the directors have a thing with showing Deacon, Asher and their relationship in an unfavorable light. And it started with that threeway with Brysen.

entireleaves says:

Not sure why people are complaining about this. Deacon is the level of hot I wish all Sean Cody models could attain.

Bair says:

Some just like to dump their disappointments about their personal lives onto the performers. You know: it’s the performers who are the problem, not their own lives. Tehehehehe! Concerning Deacon, I think it has a lot to do with J E A L O U S Y. I know I’d LOVE to be Deacon, if only for one day. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36f51083a5310894797529c0778a570f0621f6005112e94e6a6b4141314b0522.gif

Ivan Jimenez says:

Love the cum eating!

sasuk388 says:

RAINA. WHY DID YOU LEAVE

Eclipse says:

Scrap can I just say that even though I haven’t been commenting, your posts always give me life? You are so clever, I’d be shocked if you don’t write for a prestige comedy show tbh. Basically ily.

Scrapple says:

Stahp. You’re going to give me a big head. And I love a big head. Any kind of head, really.

Eclipse says:

Let me know when your Netflix stand-up special & original series double feature drops!

Btw I never got to discuss but holy shit did you see the final season of UnReal??

Scrapple says:

Glamazon Prime or nothing.

Nope, I’m biting the bullet and not watching the last season yet. I already have way too much stuff clogging up my DVR. Have to clear it before fall season starts. But I heard it was pretty major.

Eclipse says:

Duuuuude! You gotta treat yourself and get the Hulu subscription! Between that and Castle Rock (when it finishes airing in a few weeks), you’re set!

I’ve been bad with tv lately. Pretty much only catching up on Supernatural and watching Animal Kingdom / saving material for my spank bank. The things I would do to / for J and Deran smh.

Scrapple says:

Connie stay leaving. She left AHS. She wanted to leave Nashville, but you know CMT wasn’t picking up the show after that cancellation unless she did some episodes. I think she left 9-1-1 too, and that makes no sense since she was getting paid to sex down Buck’s fine ass (unless the lesbian rumors are true). Connie leaves shows like she’s in the witness protection program and someone just blew her cover.

Eclipse says:

Seeing those two flip fuck would result in me being Thanos-ed. “I don’t feel so good Mr. Scrap…”

Scrapple says:

I actually don’t know who would top in that situation, since they’re both kind of selfish in that department (although Deran does love to suck a dick). They’d probably just pull in Adrian and DP him.

Eclipse says:

*collapses*

Brandon85 says:

Who are these two people you are talking about dear

Scrapple says:

My DVR is at 86%. That’s the lowest it has been in months. It’s funny you mention Supernatural, because I was two and a half seasons behind until the last week or so. I’m actually now a quarter of the way through the last season. I’m laughing at the AK mention, because a few hours ago I said I wanted CF’s Zach (now Zach Country) and CF’s Matt (now ND’s Mason Williams) to do a scene so I can live my J/Deran fantasy. I’m also laughing because, while I have not spilled fluid to that particular scene between Deran and Linc, I haven’t deleted the episode. Because damn. Shame you have to get through Leary’s old ass to get to that scene, but nothing ventured nothing gained.

Scrapple says:

Apparently my comment was so scandalous it needs moderation. All I did was talk about Cody on Cody sex.

Scrapple says:

I can’t be trusted to stream episodes before they get deleted. Plus some shows don’t show the new episode until a week later. I’m not trying to be an episode behind until midseason finales.

I’ve never really hated a season. And that’s counting the Leviathan arc. Some plotlines I had already known about before catching up, but it was still nice seeing them play out. Twelve was very good. Loved all the returning characters. Enjoying thirteen so far. I’m in it until the boys quit. Which probably won’t be for a while, since this show is basically their third tier beard.

Aiden is alright but Linc is too fine for words. Those sweaty bodies all mashed up together. That was a sight. And I already was giving Jake “he’s not straight” side-eye before the show even started, but that scene cinched it. I do like Leary’s character, and I like their relationship. Way more accepting than Smurf has been.

Scrapple says:

I watch scenes or a whole Pose episode every day. Not joking. I was hooked from the first scene and the first beat (of Heartbeat).

I only liked it because “Dick” was still as hot as he was during his All My Children Days. Plus that season brought us Charlie. Rob Benedict has always been awesome, so I loved them finishing the Chuck storyline (even if it doesn’t make sense, considering some of Chuck’s early appearances).

I don’t know. Their relationship is so messy. Deran beat the shit out of him just to keep his secret. Plus Aiden needs to get his life together.

Eclipse says:

Yas, Pose is amazing. I shouldn’t be surprised, you have excellent taste.

Damn your pop culture knowledge includes daytime soaps? I’m impressed. I totally agree about Chuck and Rob Benedict. Did you hear about him suffering a stroke at a fan event? I’m so glad he was able to recover, thank God.

I see that. I give Deran a lot of credit because of how he’s tried to make it up to Aiden. I know he needs to get his life together but a lot of the time he just seems like a young guy who’s lost in the world. Finding out his father wasn’t accepting gave him even more sympathy points. I just think Linc is too good for Deran, he deserves a good guy with a legitimate job.

Scrapple says:

That Pose finale was everything. When Simply Red came on in the beginning I was mentally screaming.

I did hear about Rob. Glad he was able to recover and get back to his acting and singing. Timothy Omundson (Cain) had a minor one last year and he’s still recovering.

That’s part of the reason I don’t want them together. They’re too co-dependent. It’s like one of them will have his shit together and the other will be a fuckup. They both can’t be on the same level at the same time. Yes, Doctor Linc needs a stable man with a stable job. But he also deserves to get his back blown out regularly. If not by Deran, then by Craig. He seems like he’d be down just for the bragging rights.

Eclipse says:

It really was! Totally agree (no joke listening to that now and feeling some kind of melancholic way). The ending made me dry sob lmao. If I still had ~emotions, I would’ve been bawling lol.

Oh no! That’s awful, I hope he recovers fully! I remember him the most from the Luck of the Irish. He was great in that. Come to think of it, a few people I really dig had breaks on Disney Channel Original Movies. Another that comes to mind is Katey Sagal (Ms. Leela) in Smart House.

You kind of described Mickey and Ian there and that just makes me miss them more. So I guess I’m too biased to see this clearly. But I get it. I’m such an old-fashioned soul. You’re talking about Linc getting his back blown out when I’m like “I just want him to find someone monogamous that appreciates him and can spoon him after a long day spent saving lives.” This last ep made me wish I could see Craig without the hippie look. He looks like he would clean up hella nice.

Scrapple says:

I was crying at the start and laughing at the end. I still smile when I think about Lil Papi’s facial reactions, or Candy literally gliding across the floor with that hammer. Ryan better come through with that second season. I don’t have time for his casting couch, ADHD mess.

I don’t know how Timothy is doing now, but they had to cut his role in the Psych movie to a cameo because he was still recovering. Like with Rob, I hope he can get back to acting and singing. He was so great on Galavant.

I never got into Shameless, so I can’t speak about Mickey and Ian. I think Linc’s day job is all about taking care of others, that he needs someone to take care of him. Or just use him. Sexually. That’s why he still rides and surfs, because he’s missing that thrill. Ben (Craig) for sure cleans up well. I’m hoping at some point he and Finn get to use their real accents for a Cody job.

Eclipse says:

I’m so glad this comment went through because it is (unsurprisingly) gold. It’s cute that you still DVR. If I still recorded shows, I’d fill the deluxe extra extra storage model up inside of a week.

Dude I just started season 12. I actually surprisingly loved 11 and would rank it near the top (probably 5,4,3,11 as of now). I mostly keep up because I was one of those sad thirsty middle school gays lusting after them way back when season 1 was airing week to week (“The plot is amazing!” Pshht you knew my ass was lying because it sure wasn’t in season 1). Season 12 is starting out slooow though which has somehow resulted in me taking a break and lowkey hate-watching Insatiable (judge me).

I DIDN’T DELETE IT EITHER LMAO. They looked so good together too. Not gonna lie, been enjoying Leary lol. Hey at least he doesn’t judge Deran? Which is surprising? That Zach and Matt scene…if only they had a vault like the Walt Belami Studios one.

Eclipse says:

Fair enough, I feel that. I should’ve been clearer, I do have a DVR, I just don’t rely on it anymore. I did realize I had DVR’d the first season of Pose and binged that in a week. I HIGHLY recommend. It’s genuinely fantastic from every angle imo. It’s one of those shows that makes you believe in the best of humanity. I teared up so many times….PLUS it features two black gay boys dating which is pretty groundbreaking for a cable show. Can’t go wrong.

I actually liked the whole Dick Roman thing lol. I was in the minority I guess. I just thought that 11 had some great standalone episodes (the Lizzie Borden and imaginary friend ones in particular were fun…and “Baby”! a classic) in addition to a compelling season-long arc. Not to mention the fact that God FINALLY made an appearance. I was seriously wondering how long they were going to stretch that one out for a while so glad they finally did it. Will keep chugging with 12 based on your rec!

Agreed on all of the Animal Kingdom stuff. Deran and Linc make a hotter couple. I lowkey root for Aiden though if only because he saw Deran at his worst and still chose to see the best in him. Damnit this is making me miss Mickey and Ian (still angry about that one).

Eclipse says:

Agreed about all of that :’) Lil Papi <3 Candy annihilated me lmao that was the most "what the fuck moment" sandwiched into an otherwise emotionally-charged episode of television that I've seen in a while. I cackled at it all though. Speaking of that scene, Billy Porter (and MJ… hell most of these beautiful creatures) better get his Emmy nom.

I think I'm probably one of the most understanding of the Murphy stans. I've liked to absolutely loved most of what he's worked on probably because I "get" him. He's def got ADHD but hell I'm never bored watching his productions. I even watched all of Glee, resulting in lots of shade courtesy of…everyone. Hell, I find myself missing Nip/Tuck all of the time. Now THAT was some crazy shit.

I'm sad you never got into Shameless, I legit love everyone on that show. I've spent so many years lusting after Jeremy Allen White and Mickey (the bad boy bottom thing really worked for me). Maybe you should consider revisiting? It isn't perfect but damn if it's hilarious and heartbreaking at times (in the best way).

I get that, makes sense. He needs a man who will make him dinner and give him back massages. Where do we apply?

I watch that show with friends and I don't want to spontaneously ejaculate in front of company so nope, keep that accent and that perfect twink ass under wraps, J.

Scrapple says:

Candy and Lulu are trifling bitches who can’t even be loyal to the people they were friends with. Billy should get a nom for the AIDS episode and MJ for the Mother’s Day episode. Loved their duet too. Papi slays me. Every. Time.

I just hate how Ryan’s shows end up looking like they were written by someone who has no knowledge of the show once you’re like three seasons in. Character histories be damned. Glee was a fucking mess by the end, and the downfall started with Blaine’s de-aging and the repeated semester, and ended with Dottie of all people deciding she was trans. The show used to inform the music, then it became about writing episodes around songs. Nip/Tuck started out the same way and went off the rails. It’s only saving grace is all the literal hot asses that paraded through the show (like Misha Collins).

Even though Cam and Jeremy are foine, I could never get into the show for some reason. Probably because of bearded Bill Macy looking all slovenly in those tanks.

Apply in six months after Linc’s tests come back clean. Deran be living foul. I swear in one episode he fucked Adrian with a plastic baggie and not a condom.

Eclipse says:

Agreed on all Pose related content.

I definitely see that and it’s true. Maybe I just got used to it? People like to beat on Coven but that was my favorite and partly because of how much insanity was thrown in. J-Lange is my forever queen though.

AHS and ACS are the best formats for Murphy imo because they let him deliver that stellar first season without having to keep it going for years. Speaking of AHS, I can’t wait for this season. It’s what we deserve lol. Btw, I thought Versace was fantastic (and depressing) even though it should have been called “American Horror Story: Andrew Cunanan”.b

You get used to Bill and he’s great in this. Still some disgusting things to behold though. Eye candy should make it worth your while alone .

I like to think that Deran has learned how that he’s a small business owner. Craig’s the lost cause.

Scrapple says:

Coven was much more cohesive than Asylum with the aliens and Nazis. Really Coven only lost me with Misty’s end and that whole rape thing with Queenie. And the rape thing with Kyle. And the rape thing with the Butler and Madison’s corpse. Damn, that season was rape heavy. But the characters were great. I can’t stand Emma. Not just because he beat up Evan, but because her acting is trash. Madison is the same character she played in Scream Queens, just with magic. Even her FreakShow character was in that same bitchy vein. I don’t know how I’d rank the seasons. I’m hoping the new one makes more with the reveal about Gaga’s character in Roanoke being the First Supreme. And I want Constance’s grandson to return.

Rumors about Ryan and his casting couch are legendary. Look at all the hot guys he got on Nip/Tuck and his other shows, even going back to Popular (I see you, Wentworth Miller and Bryce Johnson). Why do you think Blaine become such a pivotal character on Glee?

I don’t know if Deran has drive or if it’s more about getting away from his family. He’s lived under two shadows for most of his life, and this bar is his way of coming out from both. Pope is a killing machine. He killed Lena’s mom. He screwed over that church lady. He’s working on guilt, not empathy. Most people think he’s really J’s father. Pope was jealous of Julia and Baz. Incest doesn’t seem to be frowned upon much in that family. Just look at Smurf. And think about what Deran said about how “I’m the only one you can’t control because I don’t want to fuck you.”

Scrapple says:

I thought Coven was universally loved. Asylum was awesome, it just fell apart at the end. Coven too, in a way. So disgusted Madison is coming back. Fuck that witch whore. Give me Misty.

I literally almost said that in my last reply. With the anthologies it’s harder for him to screw shit up. And he can satisfy his mental wanderlust by telling a new story each season. Versace had some moments. But really, that project was just a way to keep Darren’s mouth shut about any casting couch related tea he wanted to spill. Because you know Ms. Criss was not pleased Finn Wittrock and Max Greenfield had become daddy’s new golden boys. Max even got a bigger role in Hotel than Darren. The Andrew gig was just to shut him up (and even then, you see Finn and Max were still involved). Darren really thinks he’s going to win big at award time for this role. For what, playing a more heightened version of yourself? Good luck with that, Crissy.

Maybe I’ll get to it one day. In the nursing home.

Deran didn’t even realize he had to pay taxes. Or have enough sense not to use his bday as his safe code. Craig fucks up because everyone expects him to fuck up. That and the drug problem. But when that’s off the table he does keep a clear head. He was the one who thought out that cruise job. He had enough sense to grab Linc instead of a first aid kit. And he advocated for Billy to get his cut. He’s the most kindhearted one in that family. Pope and J are the lost causes. Which makes sense, since they’re father and son.

Kanaka says:

What andrew said.

Eclipse says:

I recall Coven being loved for the memes at the time but then people started saying it was a mess. I just loved everything about it. Fiona is everything to me. Misty’s ending was the one thing that really rubbed me the wrong way. What the f.

Not much about Asylum sticks out to me other than Evan Peters’ ass and the Name Game but I enjoyed it. I think I’d rank the seasons Coven, House, Asylum, Cult, Roanoke, Hotel, Freak Show (except for Dandy). Is it bad that I like Madison? She’s just fun to watch as terrible as she is. Though announcing it is kinda lame, the meta “Surprise, bitch 2.0” moment was there and they took it away.

Darren was pretty great imo but what is this tea?? Are there rumors about this I can read about? I’m intrigued.

LOL hope you keep posting comments from there. I’ll be reading them from my mcmansion as my future younger and better half brings me my own steak carnitas.

Hold up, we need to unpack this last paragraph. Good points about Deran but he’s at least got the drive to try to carve out something for himself (despite also running jobs with bumpkins). Give the guy a break, he’s trying. Good points about Craig except I don’t think he’s the most kindhearted one. I’d shockingly give that distinction to Pope if only because he’s really damaged and still has the ability to want a good life for Lena. Deep deep down he’s just someone that desperately wanted to be loved and got lost along the way. BUT you think he’s J’s father?? As in Pope and Julia?? What??? Baz always made so much more sense to me so this is brand new information!

Scrapple says:

Oooohh, that comment stung so hard Ms. Aniston was pulled out of REM sleep without explanation. I think the Gaga thing was mentioned in an EW interview. They really didn’t explain it on the show.

As for your Nick Jonas comment, that goes back to my Ryan comment about his casting couch. He loves it when he gets these actors who identify in public as straight (even though some of them are another way in private) on his shows. And the first thing he does is make their characters gay or gay adjacent. We’ve seen it with Finn, Evan, Max, Darren, going all the way back to Wentworth on Popular. I still can’t decide if he does it as a punishment or to see them live out gay fantasies. Probably both. The out gay actors don’t escape either. He literally had Bomer in his underwear his first season. Murphy doesn’t even try to hide what he’s doing. I’m not sure why he hasn’t been called out yet. Maybe because those “straight” actors are afraid of admitting what took place to snag those roles (especially if they’re really closeted) or because the gay actors don’t what to put him on blast. I don’t know. But I’m sure he was shaking when Singer finally got called out.

Deran for sure wants more than the Cody lifestyle. He’s different from his family in a lot of ways. Even his look is different (I always thought before the chop his hair was meant to tie him to Craig, but the color was to highlight their differences). He’s actually kind of more Baz-ian now with the new ‘do, in terms of wanting to get out and leave the family to their own devices. Craig did want the Mexico venture to work out, and he was the one who make things right between Deran and Linc. And he was the only one who really didn’t ice J out when he first arrived. I think he craves stability, but it also scares him, so he gets in his own way and fucks shit up. As for the incest thing, they’ve been dropping seeds about Pope having issues with sexual intimacy. He was awkward with church lady and ironically she was the one to get him to be comfortable with sex. He literally killed Lena’s mom after sex. Billy made the comment about he and Smurf would always find Pope watching them have sex. If Smurf was creating this incestual Oedipal vibe in the house, then it’s quite possible Pope was wired to think doing something with his sister was okay. And they were twins, so in his mind they already had a link. That could account for why he is the way he is now. And for why J is so fucked up. And why Smurf let J flounder all those years and even now, still is willing to cast him aside when he doesn’t play ball. Julia could’ve fucked her brother as a way of giving her mom the middle finger. She accomplished what her mom couldn’t. And in return, Smurf let her daughter spiral out. I don’t know. But the whole “Of course he was your father, baby” thing seemed like an obvious tell. She never tried to foster a relationship between those two, and was always coy about their connection. Even Baz seemed indifferent to the possibility. And Pope has never been welcoming of his twin’s child, which is odd. In my mind Smurf only said that because she needed to weaponize J and get him on her side. I’ve never seen the original movie, but apparently the incest angle was played up more. Also, there are theories that Smurf really only adopted Baz because she saw what was going on with Pope and Julia and she wanted Baz to be a distraction.

Eclipse says:

Interesting points. I like Emma but I def agree that her acting tends to be Aniston-esque (I.e. she plays the same character in every movie). I really enjoyed Scream Queens’ mess. I can’t complain about gay Nick Jonas (even if only temporarily). Ooh I didn’t know that about her character. It’d be interesting for sure as it really felt like a bizarre throwaway part at the time.

I had no idea about the rumors lol. I’m kinda surprised…I wonder why there hasn’t been a #MeToo news break about him yet? I thought Blaine became pivotal because of his relationship with Kurt tbh.

Good point, I do think Deran wants to make something of his life though, more so than Pope and Craig at least. He wants to know he did something and even if that’s because he wants to escape those shadows, he’s still got drive. Disturbing points about the incest but I’d honestly be shocked if that turns out to be true. Seems to undercut the positive strides Pope has made (despite everything, I know) and it’s one thing that would kinda betray his whole character.

DeeGee says:

Get a room already!!!

Eclipse says:

She’ll be okay, she’s got those Friends residuals. I stopped reading EW a few years ago when I got sick of getting spoiled. Decided I’d rather let movies & shows surprise me.

Damn while that does make sense, part of me feels like he could just easily get his rocks off with the actors playing these roles. Maybe I’m naive but I don’t get that kinda vibe from him much tbh.

This paragraph was a fascinating read, full of good and plausible points. However, I feel like if the Pope thing is real, the show would’ve done more to telegraph it. As it is now, unless you take a close look at the instances you mention, Pope being J’s father doesn’t really come into focus. I always thought Pope didn’t like J because he’s always been slow to trust others and that’s even more true after his last dime behind bars. Either way, this show has really surprisingly become one of my favorites of the currently-airing ones. This and Better Call Saul, really not much else I’m excited about week to week since the end of Pose.

Scrapple says:

Why a room? Is the service bathroom in the basement of the MoMA still being renovated?

Scrapple says:

Characters on a show called Animal Kingdom. They favor the actors.

Scrapple says:

Well when the MeToo tea starts flowing, try to act surprised.

I really don’t know what direction the show will take. But I do think it’s weird that Julia is Pope’s twin, and yet he wasn’t motivated to get to know her son. That’s a red flag.

Eclipse says:

I’ll do my best!

https://i.gifer.com/Xj0g.gif

It could just be that Pope’s whole life is a red flag lbh.