MEN: William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks in ‘Butt Ninja’

Butt Ninja (William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks) at Drill My Hole

Butt Ninja (William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks) at Drill My Hole
Butt Ninja (William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks) at Drill My Hole
Butt Ninja (William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks) at Drill My Hole

William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks in ‘Butt Ninja’ at MEN.com:

Calvin Banks wants to become as strong as his sensei William Seed. But when their dojo is threatened by an agent of the nefarious Red Dojo, he’s unable to do more than take punch after punch. That is, until William uses his One Hundred Cock Face Slap on the intruder.

Calvin Banks wants to help, and William Seed gives him an important job: take care of his boner! Calvin gets right to work with a sloppy blowjob, then takes a doggystyle pounding before using the dojo’s sling to get into ballerina position.

Sensei William Seed fucks Calvin Banks in suspended missionary and makes him cum, then rewards his dedicated student with a huge facial!

Watch as William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks at MEN.com

Watch as William Seed Fucks Calvin Banks at MEN.com

I’m trying to figure out what the fuck aerial silks have to do with this. Also, are they supposed to be ninjas or is this more of a karate or judo thing? I find it laughable they spent all the money on music, sound effects, lettering and costuming, but couldn’t be bothered to find someone to steam William’s gi. And who the fuck tied those obis? It’s times like this I’m glad Men hardly works with Asian models. Because you know this would’ve been sloppier than it already is.

Calvin, I know you want to work with other studios now that your contract with Helix is over. But dude, you have to pick your battles.