Sergeant Miles doesn’t know what’s going on with his relationship (or lack thereof) with Brian Bonds, the star of “Breeding Prince Charming.” He sees the other contestants around him getting a shot to raw-dog the slutty prince, but Sergeant is sitting on the sidelines and his balls are getting fuller and fuller with each passing day. At this point, he doesn’t care if he gets any time with Brian or not — he just wants to nut.