Public sex in parks, parking lots, restrooms and the like is definitely a gay thing. And the straights don’t like it–which is why they send in the cops to bust our favorite play places. And that, buttfuckers, is why CruisingForSex has maintained one of the most vitally important pages on the Web–the Heads Up! Page where you can find out the latest on where stings might catch you with your pants down. Here you’ll find peer-to-peer networking of the cautionary kind, like the reader alert from Hawaii’s Honokohau Beach: “You don’t want to use this beach for nude sunbathing or cruising. There are signs everywhere warning how they’ll arrest and fine you for nudity, with a mandatory court appearance. It’s sad, but aside from all that bullshit about ‘aloha’ and hippie culture, Hawaii is extremely puritanical about nudity and sex.” Or the recent advice that due to city boundaries changing, one of Atlanta’s great glory hole scenes has literally dried up. “TV and print news reported today that all booths/arcades in Inserection and Love Shack stores [in suburban Roswell] will be removed effective January 1, 2006.” Don’t say you weren’t warned!

Don’t get caught: CruisingForSex.com – Heads Up!

VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club may go down in history as the one reality show where no one wants to go down on any contestants – at least not in weigh-in form. The show takes D-listers and makes them lose weight, and in this year’s installment, the show is literally heavy with gay talent. Hm, is talent the word for Chastity Bono and Bruce Vilanch? Cher’s daughter checks in at more than 200 pounds, while the lovely and talented he-man Vilanch tips the scales at 315 pounds. VH1 promises we’ll see the gay stars — along with Taxi’s Jeff Conaway, Tempestt Bledsoe (nee Cosby) and Young MC (can he still bust a move?) — try to jump hurdles, stay on a diet and subject themselves to the ultimate horror of seeing themselves on VH1. You just know you’ll be seeing manboobies every time you turn on the TiVo.