Random Porn: Butt-Naked Butlers

God knows this dump needs a good cleaning. But Waybig’s palatial offices can’t just have some Polish housewife mopping the floors, can it? When we scrape together the money, we’re heading over to ButtNakedButlers.com, even though we have no idea whether they do windows or just each other. BNB promises they are not an escort service; instead, their men are prepped in the finer arts of butt-naked cleaning (lots of polishing, we imagine), butt-naked cooking (eek! Watch the stove!) and butt-naked massage (that’s more like it!). Until then, we’re eager to hear your experiences with naked manservants—and we don’t mean the gimped-out, zippered-up type.
Email us and tell us your story. We’ll just be sorting the laundry meanwhile.

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PerfectGuyz: Brice

Brice at PerfectGuyz
Brice at PerfectGuyz
Brice at PerfectGuyz

PerfectGuy Brice is Proof that good things come in small packages — and the irony is that there is nothing small about this guy’s package! Brice is a hot little number with gorgeous hazel eyes, ripped abs and a million dollar smile, he is simply adorable. Be sure to watch his interview because you’ll discover that he’s a confident guy who likes to be the Life of the Party and enjoys a good time out with his friends. Brice is truly magnificent — in all ways. Enjoy Brice in his premier PerfectGuyz video.

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You may have already noticed that Brice is also ‘Riley’ on MilitaryClassified. Most likely it is the case that these guys put very little thought into doing porn on a long term basis and therefore think nothing of using multiple stage names. It makes little difference to us since we normally just call sexy guys “hey you.”

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Berlin-Male: Hector Fucks Daniel

Hector Fucks Daniel at Berlin-Male
Hector Fucks Daniel at Berlin-Male
Hector Fucks Daniel at Berlin-Male
Hector Fucks Daniel at Berlin-Male
Hector Fucks Daniel at Berlin-Male

Don’t you just love the contrast of a brawn and lithe body? Today at Berlin-Male, big fucks little. See the return of Hector as he experiences his first gay fuck. He’s bringing back with him his huge, hole-stretching, ass hymen popping pole(I just love alliterations). Watching this video you can tell that Daniel has been down this road before as he takes Hector inside him with no reservations what-so.

This is a great flick guys…good for getting that morning nut.

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MilitaryClassified: Riley

Riley at MilitaryClassified

Riley was a referral to Rob Navarro of MilitaryClassified through a friend and he says that when Riley stepped into the hotel room with his buddies he was floored. This little straight boy from conservative Washington was young, hung and definitely full of everything nice. He works out all the time with a smooth muscular body on this 5’7″ frame. He’s got a cute adorable face and a cock that was made for the camera! Today he’s getting his cock sucked by a guy for the first time and even more exciting for MC’s cameras!

Riley at MilitaryClassified

Rob began gently licking all around Riley’s crotch area with his tongue. Rob knows how this gets straight guys going because normally they don’t get this kind of attention from chicks and especially their cocks. They are mostly just fucking machines who barely get their cocks sucked by girls and just go straight into the fucking. Rob says that he’s noticed that straight guys LOVE oral attention and that he is the best.

Riley at MilitaryClassified

Rob then began sucking his cock and it sprung up like a chicken. It was hard at a moment’s notice and he knew that this boy was enjoying what he was being provided for him. Rob then began a nice slow tongue and lips grazing over the head of his cock. Rob started sucking his shaft, slowly at first, but began to squeeze the pressure with his mouth tightening his mouth’s grip on Riley’s cock even more and Rob saw his face light up again.

Riley at MilitaryClassified

Rob stood him up next to see how this boy mouth fucks and he definitely knows how to fuck. He took to it like a duck to water and began ramming his dick down Rob’s throat with no mercy. Rob literally began to choke so he begged Riley to get back on the bed so he could finish him off. Riley was another victim in a long line of straight marines who fell prey to Rob’s oral skills because it was no time before this boy was shooting up a storm all over his mouth, his leg and crotch. Nice drippy mess! You’ll love it!

Riley at MilitaryClassified

Watch Riley’s debut MilitaryClassified video.

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Rave: Montreal’s Campus Strip Club

Pardon the Craigslist headline, but allow us a minute to tell you how fine the Montreal strip scene is, starting with the home of horny hotties who drop their pants for loonies (that’s the Canadian dollar, not us). Campus is a strip club matched only by Toronto’s Remington’s, the Atlanta venue Swinging Richards, and possibly the Nob Hill Theater in San Francisco for sheer gay abandon, not to mention huge swinging cocks in your face.

Monreal Campus

What makes Campus so great isn’t the convenient location – right in the heart of le ghetto gaie on Rue St. Catherine – or the total nonchalance in which you can enter while boys on the sidewalks head into the coffee shop next door or the convenience store beneath.

What really gets our attention from all heads involved are the guys. For some reason, Montreal has an abundance of construction workers, straight men with trade jobs who also like to trade out off stage with no clothes on. Private dance booths let you see up close what you might have missed from a distance. Hey, is that your girlfriend’s perfume on your pubes? Works for us. And at 20 Canadian dollars a song for whatever they’ll agree to, we think you’ll agree that Canada is still a great bargain destination.

Monreal Campus Past Events

Many of the buff, huge guys are Russian emigrants, so be prepared to speak in tongues. See the meat parade daily from 3pm to 3am, but beware: the place is hot-and-cold-running with chicks on Sunday nights.

Plan your Montreal side trip: http://www.campusmtl.com

Post-Thanksgiving Porn: Gobbling Up Jake Cruise’s

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Maybe you too are sitting back, stomach still distended from too much turkey and gravy last night–or maybe you stayed out too late at the Faultline, the Heretic or the Lure the night before? In the true holiday spirit of thanks and giving, we’re linking you over to JakeCruise.com while we’re still struggling out of our own food coma. Jake gets to hire models and fuck them all day long–which sounds like pretty easy work to us, especially when white-hot dudes like tattoed Michael walk through the door looking for work. Jake says the 6’5″ Michael came in for an interview–and ended up eating cum on his first shot on cam. How’s that for budding talent? Watch Jake’s other “jobs” and you’ll realize why you really don’t need to go back to your wack-ass job on Monday.

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RandyBlue: Tyler Stevens

Tyler Stevens at Randy Blue
Tyler Stevens at Randy Blue

RandyBlue writes:

I love it when models refer their friends to this site. Tyler was refereed by his best friend Kyle who has already been on the site several times! Kyle told me about his lean cool blonde friend that might want some work and I was all ears.

Tyler has a really nice body that’s natural and he has a nice cock and ass with patches of hair in all the right places. Tyler does a great job stroking his cock and showing off his beautiful virgin butt. You would think he was a pro. Like a lot of guys he chose Randy Blue to be his first place to debut because he felt it was a great site! I love it when models and surfers say that! So here you have a really hot blonde guy with a nice body and cock who has never stripped down nude for photos and video before. There is really not much more I can add to that.

Visit RandyBlue for more of Tyler Stevens.

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Next Door Male: Bradley

Bradley at Next Door Male
Bradley at Next Door Male

Bradley is a 26 year old airplane mechanic who enjoys mountain biking and rock climbing. He is in incredible shape and works out 6 days a week. Next Door Studios had placed an ad in the newspaper looking for guys and when he answered the ad and we met him in person, it was clear that his good looks and sexual energy would be a perfect combination for Next Door Male.

We’re happy to bring Bradley to you as he shows you what he’s got inside those shorts and as he plays with his most recent toy purchase. Bradley strips down in the living room first, then later relaxes in the bedroom.

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Next Door Buddies: Rey Gold and Kane

Rey Gold and Kane at NextDoorBuddies
Rey Gold and Kane at NextDoorBuddies

Rey Gold, Next Door Studio’s newest stud was hanging out with another great looking, huge-dicked guy, Kane, over at his house. Kane wanted to show Rey Gold what kind of new and hot porn he has got on DVD. So he puts that disc in, invites his friend up to his room, and they proceed to watch the flesh flick. I wonder what’s going to happen? Maybe Rey Gold decides to pull out he cock and start rubbing it. And maybe Kane, who’s packing a 9 inch HUGE hog, wants to stroke his meat next to his buddy. If that were the case, maybe they stroke themselves to completion and drop their load right on the floor. You’ll have to see for yourself. Enjoy another fine Next Door Buddies production

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CircleJerkBoys: Ethan

Ethan at Circle Jerk Boys
Ethan at Circle Jerk Boys
Ethan at Circle Jerk Boys
Ethan at Circle Jerk Boys

One look at this tall, slim 19 year old California boarder with that olive skin, sitcom star face and rock star hair, and we were already smitten. This was before we knew that lump in his baggy, low riding jeans wasn’t just a cell phone, but a long, hungry bone that any porn star would be proud of. Like any skirt chasing college guy, Ethan is more then ready for any chance dip his stick, but there’s was a hunger to get in touch with his inner-porn star in record time. Even his jeans, you can tell he was boned almost from the start and he set out to make the most of this opportunity, turning the camera lens from a mere piece of equipment into an object he showered with complete seduction.

Watch Ethan at CircleJerkBoys

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MenOver30: John, Steve, and Troy in Trio 1

John, Steve, and Troy in Trio 1 at Men Over 30
John, Steve, and Troy in Trio 1 at Men Over 30

With little to no time being wasted — John, Steve and Troy begin to strip each other down and start with an oral session. With cockage swinging from right to left…no particular roles are defined amongst the three. But we see John Chase is sure of which role he wants as he begins grinding his dick on Steve’s ass. As Steve begins to straddle Troy’s face, John begins fucking Troy is a most appreciative gesture of thanks for cumming…but not yet! Usually this starts off slow, however John just slams his dick right into Troy’s ass, sensing the hunger in the hole of begging blonde man and Troy was definitely in the mood to be man-handled as his cock was leaking a steady stream and his nuts were so red and tight, the pleasure of the build up was almost too much for him, but he wanted-correction, he need to prolong the joy and turned both his holes into the Energizer bunny.

Twisting him like a pretzel, Troy is bend himself into positions even the star acrobat of the Cirque de Soleil wouldn’t not attempt, depurate to get both Steve’s and John’s very accommodating cocks. With Troy begging for more, mind you he has inhaled both and have been slapped around by them at this point. Steve slides in behind for a little DP action riding the both of these cocks in great condition that sent Troy to brink of a sexual nirvana he had never reached before and we all got to tag along for the ride. John is the first to pop onto Steve’s heaving chest and while fingering Steve’s hole, Troy is the second to finally unleash an avalanche of jizz with Steve not too far behind. So often it is our job to guide the action along, making a suggestion here, some direction there but not this time. The natural vibe of the room took over and all the camera crew did was to not get in the way!

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My rating: 5 out of 5

Words are for wusses–and action is where it’s at for the dudes at VarsityMen.com. While none of them looks like they’re majoring in anything but homo economics, we’re willing to suspend our disbelief and replace it with a warm sense of well-being in our boxers.

Varsity Men: Slash Page

There’s very little fat here, on the site or on the models–with nine galleries stocked full of 12 models each, and a few couples thrown in for fun.

Varsity Men: Galleries
Varsity Men: Video Page

A Quicktime video frame shows you the goods in motion, or you can flip through the stills of guys like the thickly dicked Neil, the Caribbean/African/Latino studboy Randy who shoots pool in shorty shorts that leave an extra set of balls in line for the corner pocket, or the quality caramel-colored ass of muscular Brett and his very lightly hairy asshole, all in a nice big slideshow feature for seeing hard cock in full-screen format.

Varsity Men: Hands-Free Full-Screen Slide Show

With more than a hundred sets of photos and plenty of video, VarsityMen will keep you on the team, whether you bat righty or lefty.

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